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like when u see the reason horses scared the shit out of me

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Eggs are something other universes just don’t have

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Bring this back

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“I heard” = “TikTok said”

[Nick Wojcicki @nickwoj98]

Girls are so hot.

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Cody Simpson made the Olympic team and opened for Justin Bieber, what did you do

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Noogies > handshakes

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Fred Figglehorn

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@Scottbak16 @PSAcard Ayyy flex Friday!

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There’s smart and then there’s being able to explain daylight savings

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first grader looked at me very seriously at dismissal and says *in the voice* “even if you are not ready for the day, it cannot always be night” beast

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Why you all have bruised foreheads

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Valentine’s Day parties in elementary school>

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French toast in the freezer

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Aaden Gosselin was my favorite one

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Jon & Kate plus 8 raised me

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I want my home aesthetic to be Drake and Josh’s room

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I feel like Kim K and Pete Davidson is just a Shane Dawson conspiracy theory but I like it

[petfinder names @petfindernames]

i did the math and it checks out