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[6 @BakedByNoon]

"But you like weird names" this does not excuse 'Ansel Elgort'

[6 @BakedByNoon]

Seriously, who the fuck is @PapaMeagzz and why can't i block his face frome screaming at me every ten minutes. I feel like my home is being invaded by an 80s snuff twink, horny for firehole

[6 @BakedByNoon]

Literally downloaded Twitter after over five years because @youtube won't block ads I specifically block, just to say:

Hey @CampbellsChunky I don't appreciate being yelled at about soup from the creepy uncle at every suburban BBQ I've ever attended. Get a better spokesman.

[6 @BakedByNoon]

Literally downloaded Twitter after over five years because @youtube won't block ads I specifically block, just to say:

Hey @CampbellsChunky I don't appreciate being yelled at about soup from the creepy uncle at every suburban BBQ I've ever attended. Get a better spokesman.

[6 @BakedByNoon]

@BradSmi18016971 have you seen the yellow sign?

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Sadly not. I had a dodgy tummy that night and shat the bed. Do send them my regards.

[Matt Davies @MatttDavies]

https://t.co/dVoM9aLh0b

[6 @BakedByNoon]

@j_learjet @ButtnerBjorn @TopChiq @JanetM2015 @lyndacinwa @IngrahamAngle @davidhogg111 @taracochran A man who refers to himself as "learjet", tries to correct the grammar of a non-native speaker, fucks up his own grammar, and then feels the need to capslock America.

Obviously an opinionated force to be reckoned with.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to the top 5 waters in the world, holy, tap, you can lead a horse to, baby with the bath and bridge over troubled.

[6 @BakedByNoon]

@KroqChip The vast majority of Boondock Saints

[n/a @msputthatshiton]

Can y’all please stfu saying black people doing too much about the #BlackPantherMovie when white people watch Star Wars in full blown cloaks

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Quite wet and disappointing? https://t.co/ONT032Pmvk

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Not that anybody asked, but one-third (95 out of 289) of all American Nobel Prizes in the Sciences have been earned by Immigrants to the United States.

[Mark “Grand PooBah” Monlux @markmonlux]

Here is a Hobo Dollar that @Briller69 drew at @TheCLAW2008 Open Swim drawing session, in honor of his meeting @ThatKevinSmith at @DestinyCityComx

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

This man is a traitor. He would destroy true American Heroe’s lives in order to cover for crimes against the Republic. The fact that he is still at large is a blemish on the rule of law that separates us from the savages. https://t.co/u94Cb9N9st

[6 @BakedByNoon]

The only thing I want to learn from @udemy is how to get smug assholes in thick-rimmed glasses off my youtube

[6 @BakedByNoon]

i'm the most sexually inappropriate person i know, and i still draw the line at 'assault'

[6 @BakedByNoon]

Put HGW in charge of making sure Trump stays in said corner.
HGW: I don't enjoy this jaawwwb
Obama: Well that's too, uh... bad!

[6 @BakedByNoon]

Idea for an animated TV show: All living former presidents take over the white house, sharing power; putting Trump in the corner

[6 @BakedByNoon]

@Brockway_LLC A blonde grasshopper named Vince is somewhere chuckling to himself