eh

Gay as can be.

I'm an ideas man.

He/Him/His

Click on my music if you'd like.

[eh @BakedbyBooks]

Idk maybe I'm weird but if all your pictures are you in the Snapchat dog filter I'm not swiping right, I'm sorry. I am a busy adult I do not have time trying to figure out what you look like behind Goofy's ears

[eh @BakedbyBooks]

@Krakenaut_ Here I come with the love vibes

[eh @BakedbyBooks]

@Krakenaut_

[eh @BakedbyBooks]

@Krakenaut_ Of course! You are most welcome

[eh @BakedbyBooks]

I'm not saying @CapitalOne is tryna put me further into debt, but they are repeatedly emailing me to apply for more credit cards saying "you've earned this" when I am behind on my current capital one credit card payments.

[eh @BakedbyBooks]

@Krakenaut_ Oh, also the bulbs I have are from Feit Electric, if that info is helpful. Honestly I just got them when I used to work at a thrift store and they came in, I didn't do too much research into different brands or anything.

[eh @BakedbyBooks]

@Krakenaut_ I have adjustable light bulbs that I can change the color and brightness on with an app. Sometimes it depends on what lamp you put them in, they can look really bright or dark. But I used to use those when I was streaming.

[eh @BakedbyBooks]

@Krakenaut_ Also depends on where you put the lights. Good to have one behind your camera to be putting a good amount of light on yourself

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Kids today: Find out school is cancelled via text

Me: Had to wake up at 5 a.m. and watch the bottom of the tv screen like the NFL Draft

[eh @BakedbyBooks]

This fitbit inspire 3 commercial says 24/7 heart rate....which leads me to believe my Fitbit inspire 2 does NOT monitor my heart rate 24/7...
What's going on here......

[eh @BakedbyBooks]

When I got arrested I told the two lady cops I was queer and one of them said, "Don't worry you got two big lesbos." And the other one looked very much so not amused and I think about that a lot.

[eh @BakedbyBooks]

Listen kids, I get that you wanna get a job, but unless you applied at a bar or something, you need to stop calling at night asking about your application. No, my hiring manager is not here at 8pm on a Friday, people with that job work in the daytime,my dude. I cannot help you.

[bug girl @buggirl]

i am once again asking why the fuck we take taxes from 15-17 year olds paychecks when they aren’t allowed to vote bc to me that sounds a little bit like taxation without representation

[eh @BakedbyBooks]

How do I get @YouTube to stop showing me alcohol ads? I'm 221 days sober, and I don't need YouTube tryna mess with that. Frankly, it's rude.
#sobriety #YouTube #Ads

[eh @BakedbyBooks]

This Dawn commercial tryna explain their new bottle design like they didn't just put the dish soap in a ketchup bottle. "Just flip it upside down and squeeze"

[eh @BakedbyBooks]

Sometimes I think about how I never got a security deposit back in college, but the studio I moved out of I did not give a fuck and left like a desk and definitely some holes in the wall and some trash and I got like $300 back. Very confusing housing world we live in.

[Yurok Around The Clock @HellcatBruce]

Pretty cool that Lizzo managed to play a musical note high enough to shatter white male fragility

[jame @kloogans]

do animals know we're wearing clothing or am i traumatizing my cat every time i peel off my socks

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

No immigrant has taken your job. You were laid off by a capitalist who required cheap labor and took advantage of that immigrant to increase his profits, and nothing makes him happier than to hear you blame the immigrant and not him.