Baker Boys

Gracing you all with our cornucopia of useless knowledge for 5 generations.

[Baker Boys @BakerBoyProbs]

The only way to look away from a #BakerBoy is to start looking at another Baker Boy. #BakerBoyProbs

[Milwaukee (he/him) @mik2baker]

It’s been a minute since I’ve been performing. BUT...

I’ll be playing Eddie in @RCMPI’s production of #RCMPIMammaMia this November, and I am so excited for the chance to get back on stage!! #HowCanIResistYou

[Milwaukee (he/him) @mik2baker]

The Bakers are all set up for the Annual #BurfordCommunityYardSale! We’ve got:

Bikes!
Books!
Sports equipment!
LEGO!
Kitchen supplies!
And more!

[Aurora (she/her) @aurorasheabaker]

if it makes the story better, no need for context

[Milwaukee (he/him) @mik2baker]

Christians,

Please, I beg you, watch s2 e1 of @QueerEye. Mama Tammye is a perfect example of how to express Jesus’ love to humanity in general, but especially to the #LGBT community.

And I dare you not to fall in love with the #Fab5 and binge the rest of the series!

[Miss Piggy @MissPiggy]

What do you do when your best just isn't good enough? ...How would I know?? I've simply never been "not good enough."

[Baker Boys @BakerBoyProbs]

Give it up for @Apple

Always chooses what looks best.

We understand and approve 😏

Also, check out this thread, y'all... https://t.co/szhzpHPUDZ

[Zac Baker @z_bAk]

👍🏼😂👌🏼
looks better typed out than
👌🏼😂👍🏼
But the second is anatomically consistent

[Baker Boys @BakerBoyProbs]

Wasn't the best dressed at the party, but WAS the best looking 😏

[Baker Boys @BakerBoyProbs]

This dude's twittervision is 20/20 💯👍🏽👏🏽 https://t.co/dogzntb9T1

[Baker Boys @BakerBoyProbs]

And as a reminder

[Baker Boys @BakerBoyProbs]

Here's the thing

People either want to be us or be better than us. What they don't realize is that we're already better than them..

[Milwaukee (he/him) @mik2baker]

(Based on the first four days,) I've decided March is going to be a really good month filled with #Positivity.

I'm starting a thread of this month's #DailyGoodness!

[Aurora (she/her) @aurorasheabaker]

this is my legacy

[Milwaukee (he/him) @mik2baker]

What @TheEllenShow needs is an entire "Oh, Straight People" segment just on this book. #OhStraightPeople #GetMeOnEllen

[Milwaukee (he/him) @mik2baker]

A spooky season for the books. #Halloween2017 #HalloweenGoals. #Georgie #Popeye #EvanHansen #Unicorn #CruellaDeVil

[Baker Boys @BakerBoyProbs]

"People love the Bakers."
"People hate the Bakers."
"People NEED the Bakers."

[Aurora (she/her) @aurorasheabaker]

#gibsonthomas: “...I need chocolate milk. Here’s my GoFundMe.” #misquote #babytalk

[Baker Boys @BakerBoyProbs]

#RelationshipGoals https://t.co/RXU7YWPppk

[Milwaukee (he/him) @mik2baker]

My parents are so in love.

@TeddyG4real to @KristineMBaker: "... you're the only woman on my Instagram."

[Baker Boys @BakerBoyProbs]

We are everything we could ever want. #BakerBoyProbs

[Milwaukee (he/him) @mik2baker]

Not sure how to feel when I come home from work and see customers have started following me on instagram. @BakerBoyProbs #BakerBoyProbs 👌🏻🙊

[DoucheBagWorshipGuy @DBagWorshipGuy]

Facebook, but for super awkward private arguments or chronicled family dysfunction only.