Baker Brainard

aspiring architect who loves walkable cities, Ariana Grande, and other guys

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

how it feels to not be a chatgpt user

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

🚨 Ariana Grande announces new album, ‘petal.’

Out July 31st.

[Daniella @DaniellaMazzio]

Today's Chicago forecast is the rare "perfect temperature" and "challengers wind that makes you cheat" combination

[Circe @vocalcry]

No you don’t get it when Trump says “a whole civilization will die tonight” he is being hyperbolic and posturing unlike when Iran says “death to America” which is actually a very serious threat and should definitely serve as the basis for an invasion

[Roose @RuNoseP]

i do not care if Trump's comments result in nothing tonight. no one who even thinks of saying the phrase "a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again" should be allowed to operate an ice cream stand, nevermind the most powerful office on the planet

[Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin]

What if Pam Bondi’s husband has even bigger tits

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Maybe read your bill?

The accepted forms of ID to vote under the SAVE Act:

1. Enhanced REAL ID: Only available in 5 states. Costs up to $50 (poll tax) and requires a birth certificate which 40M Americans lack access to.

2. Valid passport: 146M Americans do not have and costs at least $130 (poll tax). Trump gutted the agencies issuing them.

3. U.S. military ID card presented with military record of service.

4. Government-issued photo ID showing place of birth: 300M Americans do not have one, and costs up to $50 (poll tax).

5. Non-Enhanced REAL ID driver’s license, state ID, or tribal ID shown in conjunction with a birth certificate (40M lack access to) that matches your last name (which 69M women do not have due to marriage) and other forms of documentation, and which require a cost to obtain (poll tax).

If this was truly a voter ID bill, it would provide every eligible voter in the U.S. a voter ID, and provide them at no cost to align with the 24th Amendment — so why doesn’t your bill do that if voter ID is so popular?

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

The most disturbing part of his unhinged comments is how comfortable he is in telling the world how stupid he and his followers are. But I guess it’s expected from a man who regularly and publicly fantasized about sleeping with his own daughter and is clearly implicated in the worst pedophile coverup case.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

if another country bombed an elementary school in Alabama and then started saying shit like “they’re better off dead than growing up evangelical” while their executive branch was posting 2010 Marvel memes on their socials, what do you think the reaction would be?

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

Rain is stored in the boobs. @ArianaGrande

[Jayden 🇨🇦🇺🇿🇪🇨 @GRIT0DESAUDADE]

cause why would xi jinping want to flood my basement and rust my bowflex?

[Maddie @baddiemaddie43]

Moving to Chicago will though

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

Go easy on them, they still have PTSD from being asked to care about other people

[tara @taraalami]

Sorry i didnt respond to your text from 3 weeks ago i have been debilitated by the mundane cruelty of this world. i’m good how are you

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Was he murdered by the federal government?

It offends me that you’re so fucking stupid, Gomer.

[FrostPrime @TheFrostPrime]

I think all ICE agents should kill themselves

[🌼🌹Raquel🌹🌼 @eternallyRaq]

If she’d rather get a zero then there’s no reason for her to have contacted Turning Point or for her stupid mother to be fighting with everyone. She needed to have accepted the 0 instead of making a big deal out of it. She could’ve gotten an English tutor because she clearly needed one.

[Colin @colinarmis]

"do you like using twitter?" does sisyphus like his boulder

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

did something happen or are all of you just manifesting his departure more than usual? give me the circumstantial evidence before i start to feel something