Mrs Hudson

Landlady of 221A, B and C. Former exotic dancer and drug cartel typist, and an unstoppable force of nature. Not Sherlock's housekeeper.

[Mrs Hudson @BakerStLandlady]

@consultholmes_ I am not your housekeeper!

[Mrs Hudson @BakerStLandlady]

@consultholmes_ I'll bring some up in a moment.

[Mrs Hudson @BakerStLandlady]

@consultholmes_ Don't resort to insults because you know I'm right, Sherlock. It's very unbecoming.

[Mrs Hudson @BakerStLandlady]

@consultholmes_ if you've got enough time to ask me for tea you have enough time to boil a kettle

[Mrs Hudson @BakerStLandlady]

@consultholmes_ Sherlock, you do know you have your own kettle, right? You could make your own tea.

[Mrs Hudson @BakerStLandlady]

@consultholmes_ That will go soon enough. And memory is a fickle thing, you know. Pictures don't lie, memories do.

[Mrs Hudson @BakerStLandlady]

@consultholmes_ It's important to make memories, Sherlock. You'll thank me for this some day.

[Mrs Hudson @BakerStLandlady]

@MissingHolmes // Id love to hear it!

[Mrs Hudson @BakerStLandlady]

@MissingHolmes // I'm afraid I don't have any, I've not had the pleasure of writing with a Eurus yet!

[Mrs Hudson @BakerStLandlady]

@MissingHolmes // I would love to

[Mrs Hudson @BakerStLandlady]

@TheArmyDoctor I try to be, John. But only to those that deserve it.

[Mrs Hudson @BakerStLandlady]

@mycbuttholmes It's more than that. You need me here to keep Sherlock on as even a keel as he can be, in case John goes running off again.

[Mrs Hudson @BakerStLandlady]

@mycbuttholmes You could try.

[Mrs Hudson @BakerStLandlady]

@TheArmyDoctor I hope so too, for your sake John.

[Mrs Hudson @BakerStLandlady]

@mycbuttholmes I will stop questioning you when I'm dead in the ground, not before.

[Mrs Hudson @BakerStLandlady]

@mycbuttholmes Are you? Because it seems to me you think he's a lizard like you. I can assure you he is not.

[Mrs Hudson @BakerStLandlady]

@mycbuttholmes No, but he's definitely more emotional and human than you give him credit for.

[Mrs Hudson @BakerStLandlady]

@mycbuttholmes It's true. You don't understand him nearly as well as you think you do.

[Mrs Hudson @BakerStLandlady]

@TheArmyDoctor Well that is excellent news! You must be so pleased for her, getting her life back on track.

[Mrs Hudson @BakerStLandlady]

@TheArmyDoctor I'm sorry to hear that John. How is she anyway?