The tree line opens up and the man in front of me is hit, raspberry jelly oozes from his chest wound. "THE FASTNACHTS ARE IN THE TREES!" i hear someone yell. I cock the hammer on my 40mm grenade launcher and fire it at the tree line, a powdered sugar explosion moves the trees.
The CW says Parker Retzlaff is locked into the Chase. What a great story for Retzlaff and Viking Motorsports...so impressive to beat some of the powerhouse teams for a spot this year.
Bubba Wallace was asked by @Jordan_Bianchi how many laps it took for his tires to cord yesterday in practice.
Bubba: “Who are you working for, dawg? Spire must be paying his ass.”
Katherine Legge will drive for Live Fast Motorsports at Watkins Glen this weekend. So she's got the No. 78 Cup car at Watkins Glen this weekend and then in an INDYCAR for the next two weeks with the Indy 500.
@B00K0FTRIBE Forrest Gump just explaining the worst moments in history in his simple way of explaining things. It has to be one of the funniest things ever.