𝗧𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗰'𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗻

❝I don’t really have a thing, so don’t expect a thing. Easy enough, right?❞【 Self Based OC 】

[𝗧𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗰'𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗻 @BakingLogica]

𝘼 𝙏𝙍𝙄𝙋𝙇𝙀 𝘼 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝘽𝙇𝙀𝙈

☆𝑨𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒄
☆𝑨𝒔𝒚𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒄
☆𝑨 𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓

A ᥴhᥲrᥲᥴtᥱr rᥙᥒ bყ thᥱ mᥙsᥱ
ᥲs ᥲ ᥴoᥒdᥙιt ιᥒto fᥲᥒtᥲsყ,
hιgh ᥲᥒd ᥙrbᥲᥒ ᥲᥣιkᥱ.

[𝗧𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗰'𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗻 @BakingLogica]

Paying her an absolute fortune of his mind, unfortunately.

[єℓιzα @LAVlSHMILF]

⠀
⠀she's just gotten out of the shower. pay her no mind.
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[𝗧𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗰'𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗻 @BakingLogica]

If the shoe fits...

[єℓιzα @LAVlSHMILF]

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⠀⠀Pictured: Her daughter Lucy after someone called her a musky ballsniffer.
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[𝗧𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗰'𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗻 @BakingLogica]

. . . 💦

That's just breakfast again. He'll just, like, make a rice and feta traybake, or something.

[єℓιzα @LAVlSHMILF]

Then she'll make something that doesn't feel like dinner. Like eggs and toast.

[𝗧𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗰'𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗻 @BakingLogica]

Her cooking is so good that he'd replace his dessert with it.

But it still FEELS like dinner, no matter the time of day.

[єℓιzα @LAVlSHMILF]

Is he insulting her cooking? Are the chicken parmesans she's made for him and herself not good?

[𝗧𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗰'𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗻 @BakingLogica]

Right. Because she hasn't had a truly good dinner before. Don't worry, he can change that.

[єℓιzα @LAVlSHMILF]

No, because dinner for breakfast does not sound fun at all!

[𝗧𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗰'𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗻 @BakingLogica]

Exactly. However, it's played out, watered down, expected and boring.

So wouldn't people be excited for the inverse?

[єℓιzα @LAVlSHMILF]

Dinner for breakfast?

Usually it's breakfast for dinner that people get excited about.

[𝗧𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗰'𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗻 @BakingLogica]

Does she... Like... Want dinner for breakfast, or something...?

That would definitely spice things up.

[єℓιzα @LAVlSHMILF]

𝗦𝗶𝗴𝗵...

Eliza is feeling a desire. Something is within her that yearns, but for what does she yearn for?

𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗻𝗲𝘄, 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘀?

[𝗧𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗰'𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗻 @BakingLogica]

@RECKLESS_LlFE . . . I need to change your name in my phone, then.

[𝗧𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗰'𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗻 @BakingLogica]

@RECKLESS_LlFE But it's an accurate moniker, an epithet, as though it is a real name.

[𝗧𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗰'𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗻 @BakingLogica]

@RECKLESS_LlFE Is it though?

[𝗧𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗰'𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗻 @BakingLogica]

@RECKLESS_LlFE Fiiine...

Goon Bait Queen.

[𝗧𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗰'𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗻 @BakingLogica]

@RECKLESS_LlFE I've cum on you way too much to be gay. Also, you're incredibly heroic. So heroic that it's a part of your birth name.

[𝗧𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗰'𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗻 @BakingLogica]

@RECKLESS_LlFE Ooh, so Eliza lied to you about your name, huh?

Cause she showed me your birth certificate, and it has all that down.

[𝗧𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗰'𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗻 @BakingLogica]

@RECKLESS_LlFE YEAH I PROBABLY WILL AND THATS A PROBLEM

[𝗧𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗰'𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗻 @BakingLogica]

@RECKLESS_LlFE I already jerked it raw to the figures...

[𝗧𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗰'𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗻 @BakingLogica]

@RECKLESS_LlFE I'm going to make it a you problem by raiding your snack drawers.

[𝗧𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗰'𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗻 @BakingLogica]

@LAVlSHMILF It's too effective. It should be made illegal.

[𝗧𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗰'𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗻 @BakingLogica]

Lucy...

Lucy I need to buy this. I need this so God damn you don't even understand!

[єℓιzα @LAVlSHMILF]

NEW!

Introducing a summertime figure of everyone's favorite mama, Eliza! The Eliza figure not only looks good on your desk, it can do many other things too! Talk about your feelings with it! Take it out for a walk! Use the chest as a blunt weapon! You can even put it in a jar!