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Orioles. Hokies. Commanders. Dad. Runner. Hiker. History Buff.

You can find me near the ⛱️

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

#CANES WIN #CANES WIN
#CANES WIN #CANES WIN
#CANES WIN #CANES WIN

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Sports on Prime @SportsonPrime]

Dale Jr. remembers his friend Kyle Busch.

[HD @Bal_BirdDog]

Every man with heart across America is not okay after that

[Jeff Gluck @jeff_gluck]

Oh my gosh, that Dale Jr.-voiced tribute to Kyle Busch on Prime just now.

If that doesn't get you...... 💔

[HD @Bal_BirdDog]

@jeff_gluck Hearing Dale voice break at the end 💔

[Noah Lewis @Noah_Lewis1]

The NASCAR garage watches in silence, and drivers, crew members are overcome with tears as the No. 33 is unloaded…

No name is displayed on the car.

#NASCAR

[HD @Bal_BirdDog]

@barbarismcrit They love jam. Leave some jam and it will always come back.

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@StephenAtHome @Letterman

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" energy! 🤣

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Richard may not retire for another few years now, first time with 2 in the top ten in *seven* years? Basically every other weekend for Hendrick or JGR or 23XI

lol

[BrakeHard @BrakeHardBlog]

Shane van Gisbergen puts on an absolute clinic at Watkins Glen

- McDowell's two Top-5's have both been on road courses
- Double Top-10 day for RCR
- Allmendinger's two Top-10's have both been on road courses
- JHN gets first Top-10 since Gateway last year

[HD @Bal_BirdDog]

Commanders dodged a bullet

[Alex Flum @AlexFlumTV]

MANSOOR DELANE TO ADAM PETERS: “You’re a little too late.”

Says Chiefs made a good decision to move up over the Commanders to take him and that they are “getting a dog.”

SILVER SPRING NATIVE DELANE ALSO SHOUTS OUT KIDS BACK IN MARYLAND WITH A MOTIVATIONAL MESSAGE!

@DCNewsNow

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Phikcoaksac Athletics

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This team needs an exorcism

[Jacob Calvin Meyer @jcalvinmeyer]

Orioles recent injuries:

Tuesday: Enns has "gnarly" foot infection
Thursday: O'Neill faints from dehydration, has concussion
Friday: Rutschman sprains ankle running bases
Saturday: Mountcastle breaks foot running bases
Monday: Albernaz takes foul liner off face

This is crazy.

[HD @Bal_BirdDog]

@JakeDRill Tell Pete that we've all been there

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@michaelh992 Did the talks start like this?

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All because:

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Kirk Cousins since 2016:

2016: $19.9M fully guaranteed
2017: $23.9M fully guaranteed
2018: $26M fully guaranteed
2019: $28M fully guaranteed
2020: $40M fully guaranteed
2021: $21M fully guaranteed
2022: $40M fully guaranteed
2023: $30M fully guaranteed
2024: $62.5M fully guaranteed
2025: $27.5M fully guaranteed
2026: $10M fully guaranteed
2027: Already has $10M fully guaranteed

Total career earnings: Over $340M

[HD @Bal_BirdDog]

With the old City Connects going away, I wish we could see an Orioles black varient like this: @Orioles

[Dodgers Territory @LADTerritory]

The Dodgers are debuting their new blue road alternate uniforms. 🔥

(Via: @Dodgers)

[HD @Bal_BirdDog]

RCR has lost its touch with this new car.

If y'all see smoke coming out of the RCR facility in Welcome next week, y'all probably can guess who started the fire.

[RCR @RCRracing]

CUP series qualifying results from @MartinsvilleSwy :

@DowSports | @BehrPaint | @FICO_corp | @UnitedRentals

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@jcalvinmeyer Get a picture of it!

[Dirty Mo Media @DirtyMoMedia]

@nascarcasm The sun is SHINING and it’s race day!! Can’t get any BETTER than that!! ☀️🏁

HOW ARE YOU?!