Christian Balacco

Bring Down Iron Rain

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When you see your X's new man

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Senator Walsh can go play 52 pick up and then shove them right up her ass.

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Congratulations @ItsRamiMalek !!!!!!

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How terrible is it when you swipe the wrong way on Instagram and see this disgusting,fat, quadruple chinned human on your phone screen.

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I’m so excited for thanksgiving! Mostly because I want to see how many turkeys @TheRock eats. If the man eats 184 pieces of sushi for a snack and 13 double humongo chocolate chip peanut butter cookies for a snack every Sunday he must eat at least 2 whole turkeys.

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@mel_sidoti I feel like a viagra pill with a face

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@maaygan peanut butter and fluff sandwich still your specialty ?

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@ItsRamiMalek an absolute Killer Queen performance. As you said getting praise from Freddie’s friends and family is the best compliment you could achieve, but I really hope you pull an Oscar Nod out of this amazing film.

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@natbalz ... woah#

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Ben Askren is going to be the next face of UFC. Let’s fuckin GOOOOOO

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#SaluteToService

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@natbalz So weird cause I was just about to do this and I see you did it. It’s like we are family or something ..

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@maaygan Boooooooooo

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Giants fans must hate having this head coach. Doesn’t go for a fieldgoal on the 3 yard line and goes for 2 to make it a 2 possession game with 4:45 left. I’m no giant fan but that is painful to watch

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@apoulin07 @Expedia Why?!?

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@maaygan #birthdaygirl

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Oh but it’s only 3 nights a week. 8 freeeeakin miles

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Yooo I just walked into @Stags__ room and he is in a onesie watching “Cats and Dogs: Revenge of Kitty Galore” kids a legend !

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Yo MGK shit bumped, but Em just put him in the coffin. #KillShot

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@kanyewest Thanks @kanyewest my eyes are wide open now, and I have glass in my thumb.

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@Narc_Shark I’m so pumped for this movie. I just want to see one saber