Hannah

LV | LA

[Hannah @BaladoHannah]

@hotpockets Pepperoni obv

[Juicy Gentleman @DariusAmore]

Should I do an entire thread about all the parallels between Mary Mary and the City Girls???? Cuz it’s right there and no one is talking about it.

[Hannah @BaladoHannah]

Thanks Maverick City Music for spending 8,129 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Still Holy (feat. Ryan Ofei & Naomi Raine). #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/ngL0554nuu

[Hannah @BaladoHannah]

Just posted a photo @ Las Vegas, Nevada https://t.co/6fMFWO5V0n

[Hannah @BaladoHannah]

Just posted a photo @ Las Vegas, Nevada https://t.co/erQdTnCYWG

[Hannah @BaladoHannah]

Just posted a photo @ Las Vegas, Nevada https://t.co/MUbE5pxlUp

[AK @bibiopez]

I WILL GET THIS PROMOTION…I WILL GET THIS PROMOTION… I WILL GET THIS MF PROMOTION ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

[Hannah @BaladoHannah]

If the fact that I just switched from listening to Bootsy Collins to the Legally Blonde The Musical sound track doesn’t tell you a little bit about me, I don’t know what will.

[Hannah @BaladoHannah]

I hate myself when I’m stressed. My thoughts sound like a 90’s sitcom actor on speed.

[Hannah @BaladoHannah]

@EricaJoy @muhtanya Wow. Absolutely Mindblowing. THE INNOVATION!!

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

I love when animators design their characters to look like the voice actor.

[Hannah @BaladoHannah]

I’ve never felt more seen

[brooke @ladyefron]

Hi! You’ve reached Brooke. Sorry I’m not able to come to the phone right now, I’m sitting in front of the mirror picking holes in my face until I decide I’m too ugly to do anything besides go to sleep at 7pm. Please leave your message at the beep. Thanks!

[. @ItsRyanPuleo]

Dear UPS, USPS, FedEx, & Amazon employees..

Thank you.

[JP🫦 @jessicaapariss]

if you had a pink DS when you were younger, your baddie now period.

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

I’m such a bad texter. Whenever I get a text, I boil my phone in a pot of water and shoot a pistol at it

[No Relation, Esq. @TheCosby]

“Lo-Fi beats” are millennial smooth jazz.

[Hannah @BaladoHannah]

@ HannahBalado 🙏🏼🤍 Would love to pay off my student loans and my husbands debt.

[Venmo @Venmo]

We’re teaming up with @chloexhalle to make wishes come true this season. 🎁✨
Follow us & RT this post w/ your Venmo handle & holiday wish. We just might grant it. #DearVenmo

For every RT this gets, we’ll also give $1 to support @MakeAWish up to $500,000.

[Venmo @Venmo]

We’re teaming up with @chloexhalle to make wishes come true this season. 🎁✨
Follow us & RT this post w/ your Venmo handle & holiday wish. We just might grant it. #DearVenmo

For every RT this gets, we’ll also give $1 to support @MakeAWish up to $500,000.