Hazen

Long haired commie | Per apera ad astra | 25 | Medic | (They/Them) | From the city that never cared about the odds |

[bearki @bearki]

do yourself a favor

[Hazen @BalatroAddict]

@AileInTheValley @nftorth It was basically guranteed gold salvage before the nerf with probably 2 gold guns pre nerf too. It def did need a slight tuning

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

We fucking told you so. We warned you all.
Anyway...

[zayden @pemilo123]

The neurodivergent ick when you realize mid-convo that correcting them is pointless because they'd need self-awareness and emotional intelligence to even process that they're wrong.

[BladeLMAO @Bladeerrader]

Even though we have gotten nothing but hate, the marathon community still chooses to wish well on the d2 community. Its almost like... WE ALSO LIKE D2!!!!!! CRAZY HOW YOU CAN LIKE 2 GAMES AT 1 TIME!!!!!!!

[Hazen @BalatroAddict]

@TheEternalSlay2 @vandalism_mth Thats simply not true, destiny 2s lowest concurrent player count was 7k in late 2025 and that made headlines. Just recently before this update it was sitting at 30k which is also significantly lower than marathons peak.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

THEY DIAGNOSED ME WITH ADHD AT 36 AND I CRIED IN THE PARKING LOT, NOT FROM RELIEF. I WAS MOURNING EVERY TEACHER WHO CALLED ME SMART BUT LAZY WHILE I WAS DROWNING IN PLAIN SIGHT.

[Hazen @BalatroAddict]

@MacticsG1 Theres no way a studio that still has approx 850 people doesnt have another project cooking if they are ending content updates for destiny, they just havent told us what it is yet.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

The neurodivergent paradox: won't message first, won't answer calls, avoids eye contact... but if you speak to them? Suddenly the funniest, most passionate person in the room. We're just waiting for a safe space to switch on.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Being an American now is just waking up and being told how much more money the president and his billionaire buddies are stealing, then being expected to act like it’s a normal fucking day.

[Nashville Zoo @NashvilleZoo]

Stand with us to protect the future of Nashville Zoo.

A proposed 69,000-square-foot data center is planned next to the Zoo, but no environmental impact studies have been conducted. Sign our petition to help protect the animals in our care ➡️ https://t.co/q2ISQnxLBK

[🇵🇸 | WillowTheBirdwatcher | Arcee’s #1 Fan @Dopamine_Fan]

this Datacenter is only 200 meters from the zoo. These things make constant noise & heat the surrounding areas by up to 16 degrees. The Nashville Zoo is home to over 350 species of Leopards, Tigers, Rhinos, Zebras, Giraffes, Alligators, Monkeys, & more. Please sign the petition

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[GJake @GernaderJake]

@MarathonDevTeam Fuck man.

Thanks for the update ❤️

[Dylan Wegela @DylanWegela]

Just a complete betrayal of the working class. @gretchenwhitmer is selling out Michigan to big tech billionaires.

AI is trying to replace the working class, and destroying the planet while doing so.

[Bog On My Dog @BogOnMyDog]

I really wish my favourite game right now wasn't the single most hated piece of media of the decade!

[Rashida Tlaib @RashidaTlaib]

Disgusting.

So disappointed in Governor Whitmer’s support of data center expansions in our state especially when so many Michiganders are opposed.

[Forte😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

i warned a smoker about the detrimental effects of smoking on his lungs and he asked what the benefit of dying with healthy lungs would be

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

PETER. THEIL. FLEEING. TO. ARGENTINA. IS. A. BIG. DEAL. TO. ANYONE. WHO'S. EVER. OPENED. UP. A. FUCKING. HISTORY. BOOK.