BΛLD CYCLӨPΣΛN

stack that up over a month, I’m gonna pick your butt. stack it up over a year, you’re toast. | shabbos goy

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

>What is life like in 2026?

[BΛLD CYCLӨPΣΛN @BaldCyclopean]

@dissproportion pit bull blue tick mix

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

Tried "walk into a place and ask the manager for a job" gimmick and it actually worked this time

[BΛLD CYCLӨPΣΛN @BaldCyclopean]

@PlankReturns wrist on the salute

[Vince Classic @VinceClassic]

I like Pattinson but Hansen's power stems from his clear & transparent Scandinavian FACE that reads as law-abiding and honest, his gaze is PENETRATING. Pattinson's FACE is OCCULTED by thorny and unusual features and reads as criminal and untrustworthy. His face is IMPENETRABLE.

[Leg @poastlegs]

@planefag Imagine a dynamic, able bodied, intelligent person that was swallowed by an incomprehensible darkness and left to rot inside it for years

Then one day emerged from that darkness

How do you think that person would act?

Like Russians (bc thats what happened to them)

[BΛLD CYCLӨPΣΛN @BaldCyclopean]

@sailaunderscore a contracted employee cannot demolish his cubicle to make it into a man cave. why would I want my temp executive to unilaterally do that to an iconic national landmark?

[BΛLD CYCLӨPΣΛN @BaldCyclopean]

█████ sent a GIF.

[lara @laralfc]

evil ex messaging on the only app I didn’t block him on a year later

[BΛLD CYCLӨPΣΛN @BaldCyclopean]

@carrelaiken @LordFarchad @NovaNekura @WomanDefiner this stereotype is associative, not causative. following the deluge of social messaging, the only people willing to socially go off-script are the socially aberrant ones that you listed.

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

It's remarkable how often LLMs will just regurgitate the common view from Reddit. AFAICT, no one really seems to see this as a looming knowledge crisis.

Unless you think relying on Reddit is OK, then LLMs desperately need to be fixed to stop doing that.

[BΛLD CYCLӨPΣΛN @BaldCyclopean]

guy who hasn’t heard of the prisoners dilemma: but what if the prisoners all worked together?

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DandyGeorgism]

The greatest subreddit there is.

[BΛLD CYCLӨPΣΛN @BaldCyclopean]

me with my lizard

[✨ @abolishcxps]

Me: do you have any pics of me from the mini moon

My chungus husband: yeah I took two

[BΛLD CYCLӨPΣΛN @BaldCyclopean]

@nickpio @pelagiusreborn that’s because they’re the same thing

[BΛLD CYCLӨPΣΛN @BaldCyclopean]

if you look like this dm me

[Dumb Bitch Capital, LLC @dumbbitchcap]

Toddler keeps running up to the newborns bassinet shaking it and yelling IT’S A BABY

[divya venn @divya_venn]

You’re not healed when you wholly understand yourself but when you don’t matter to yourself anymore. attachment to yourself as an individual is an incredibly fragile and stressful bottleneck in the psyche

[marshall D @amazing13_13]

If I hadn't documented this with a camera, no one would have believed me

[Ser Robert the Mid @ShoggothGoth]

The world you got your dick sucked real good in no longer exists.

[Mitochondrial Eve @tardwife4life]

@GarrettPetersen Women want to have a 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 man's baby.

[③ @zurskiii]

Worst thing about a first date is having to order an old fashioned instead of a strawberry lemon drop