Ashton

he/him

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Rebranding thoughtfulness as “self censorship” has been a real boon for the idiocy industry.

[Ashton @Balderdashtonn]

Today, in this CVS pharmacy, I have lost my will to live.

[Ashton @Balderdashtonn]

DND one shot idea:

Four teenage Tortles who are either fighters, rogues, or monks that have to avenge their old rat master who was killed by what appears to be a human assassin.
#dnd #tmnt

[Ashton @Balderdashtonn]

DND character idea: A Hard of hearing Tabaxi Bard named Meowzart who is not very smart about spending their money.

[Garfield @Garfield]

just tired, that's all

[Centennial High School @cen10chs]

No school this year.

[Ashton @Balderdashtonn]

It’s 12:27 and I’m discovering who I am

[Ashton @Balderdashtonn]

@muhammadljunaid @gusdavidsanchez

[Ashton @Balderdashtonn]

@evaelisa At least @ me next time :/

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

Good morning to everyone except the people that take our table tents

[MISH-iveve 🇰🇪 @MishBosslady__]

Why are people attracted to you?

Please flex.

[Ashton @Balderdashtonn]

THEY SAID THE THING

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

good mythical morning

[Ashton @Balderdashtonn]

@Whataburger Patty melt extra sauce extra grilled onions but add a spicy chicken inbetween the two patties, then with fries extra crispy.... perfection 🤌

[Ashton @Balderdashtonn]

Okay @Whataburger hear me out-

[Ashton @Balderdashtonn]

@Whataburger my idea for an ad: Moses coming down the mountain with the two stone tablets but the tablets are spicy and fancy ketchup-

[Ashton @Balderdashtonn]

“What is your opinion on women?”

@almost_kumquat: “POG”

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)