Sarah. ♡❁🌷

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[Sarah. ♡❁🌷 @BaldryX]

This time next week I'll be lying on the beach in Spain burning to fuck and getting absolutely bladdered - what more do you want in life??

[Sarah. ♡❁🌷 @BaldryX]

Whys my mum out in the garden with the weedkiller at half 10 at night?? Fuckin bampot

[Sarah. ♡❁🌷 @BaldryX]

After this week can't wait to tan about 10 pints of guinness tonight

[Sarah. ♡❁🌷 @BaldryX]

Tell you what, zac efron is one handsome fucker jeeeeez

[Sarah. ♡❁🌷 @BaldryX]

Only me would overheat and take a panic attack on the sunbed - was sprawled oot on that floor like a fuckin dug hingin over the bucket ready to be sick ugh what a day ae

[Sarah. ♡❁🌷 @BaldryX]

When I meet a man that can move like elvis, I'll be a happy lass

[Sarah. ♡❁🌷 @BaldryX]

So my mum and john are forming a band and going to be performing gigs round edinburgh - can't wait to be their headline guest act and tear the stage to fuckin bits. Watch this fuckin space madison square garden this time next year folks

[Sarah. ♡❁🌷 @BaldryX]

So I'm getting a pink and white elvis inspired electric guitar built for me, can't wait to shred the fuck oot it - jks canny strum a single note, better get my finger oot ae 🙃

[Sarah. ♡❁🌷 @BaldryX]

@yuannamelanie @Scottish_Tweets 😂😂😂😂😂

[Sarah. ♡❁🌷 @BaldryX]

The next daft cunt who decides to not indicate at a roundabout is getting absolutely obliterated - think and act wisely folks.

[Sarah. ♡❁🌷 @BaldryX]

Is there anything more awkward than when you're just chilling watching the telly and then BOOM window cleaner appears.. nut no the day son scram

[Sarah. ♡❁🌷 @BaldryX]

@yuannamelanie 😣💕💕💕

[Sarah. ♡❁🌷 @BaldryX]

So much has changed for me in a year but I couldn't be more proud of myself I've achieved so much, onwards and upwards🔪👊 soppy tweet i know

[Sarah. ♡❁🌷 @BaldryX]

After a fucking fantastic weekend of eating and drinking in london i can't wait to go to spain on tuesday to detox 🛫

[Sarah. ♡❁🌷 @BaldryX]

Can't wait for a weekend down in london with my favourites 💕🍷

[Sarah. ♡❁🌷 @BaldryX]

Happy birthday morgan, have the best day 😙💕🍷 xox @talismandaisy

[Sarah. ♡❁🌷 @BaldryX]

See when folk eat so fast they dont even take a breath inbetween and make vile noises actual take yersel to the nearest bucket ya manky fucks cannot STAND that shit

[Sarah. ♡❁🌷 @BaldryX]

A week today until im doon in london toon

[Sarah. ♡❁🌷 @BaldryX]

Could really go a pint of guinness or 10

[Sarah. ♡❁🌷 @BaldryX]

One of the worst yet best years of my life; got myself my dream job, visited some amazing cities and met so many amazing people who are going to be friends for life, next year is looking fabulous.. ♥️