Cathy Balfour

Addicted to Friends, HIMYM & Handmaids Tale.

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@philbranagan Kinda like the Oscars. The opening monologue is the best bit.

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@TheFigen_

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@7NewsAdelaide Do you mean branch?

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Masterchef Producers: So, the only day we can align everyone's calender would be for the 2nd night......
Ah, let's just do it. They'll survive #MasterchefAU

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@petstarr It's the reality way. The first episode is like the first week of school "getting to know you".

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@reallykazcooke I wonder if he finds the male footballers with long hair confusing?

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"Oh, it's too hard to think" Truer words never spoken, Skye #ImaCelebrityAU

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Is it just me or is Robert giving off a lot of Osher vibes #ImACelebrityAU

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But they can't admit that they like you.
You can't have a speech prepared because that's egotistical;
But you have to have a speech prepared or it's disrespectful.
And you must remember to thank everyone;
But you only have 2 minutes.
#Oscars2024    #JimmyKimmel

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How Jimmy's speech should have started:
You have to look your best;
But remember that Zendaya is behind you on the red carpet.
You have to want to win the award;
But you can't say that you are better than the other nominees.
Everyone has to like you;
1/2........................

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@beckecek They're not showing them hunting. Also, no reward tables are being flipped for clues, which I miss. Remember David & the popcorn?

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Are there less idols out there this year? #SurvivorAU

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I wonder if the car curse will be in play again this year #SurvivorAU

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@mjgal Somethink is my personal bug bear.

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@7NewsAdelaide @AKunowski How quickly everyone has forgotten Albert Bensimon & his segway through the Mall.

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@mjgal Oh no. Please no NBA Jam. That will make my Christmas expensive.

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Ok, that's quite enough now. You have Cal and Matthew. Heaven is now a very funny place but no more. Thank you

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@MikeyRobins So when you go missing, we question the giraffe first?

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She must have fed him after midnight #OMITB

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@MatthewBevan I have come to believe that all the utility comparisons are a crock to get you to not feel guilty about using more. $$$