Balgruuf the Greater

My name is Balgruuf, I am the residing Jarl of the great city of Whiterun. The only thing I don’t care for is

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When I get lost in a nordic ruin with only one path forward

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@RPM_PlayStation Metal Gear Solid

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First date tn at the bannered mare, there’s no way I’m going home alone

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this mf definitely says ‘you’ll regret this father’

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plz help he keeps following my Dragonborn Mii around nonstop and I can tell it’s really pissing him off

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@sw1gsw4g I missed u

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Playing Skyrim for the first time confused why everyone’s terrified of you
not realizing you’re in stage 4 vampirism

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Al gonna fiq you up lil bro

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“I found the skeleton key!! We can unlock any door now!!”
What bro found:

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@Qwik You are literally JUST a hater, everybody loves this game get off your high horse buddy

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The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered reportedly leaked via the developer's website and is reportedly releasing next week on Xbox, PlayStation and PC

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bro at the sleepover when you don’t have blankets

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Y’all bitches be trippin if you think I’m boutta trust a snitch (farengar) w confidential information about where I hide Whiterun’s vast supply of moon sugar like hell nah I ain’t talking🤬🗣️🗣️

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I think I would rather drink Thalmor piss than enter another Dwemer ruin for the rest of my life

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@_batsinthewoods yes next question

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I would literally rather live anywhere else than Morthal. Place is a dump and makes Baltimore look like Hobbiton. Nobody in their right mind would stick around, let alone LIVE in this sorry excuse for a city🤢

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@_batsinthewoods I didn’t ask

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Bro Markarth ugly asf why would anybody in they right mind ever wanna live there that place a whole dump😭

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Riften is reek with the putrid scent of days-old fish, and it’s not because of the Ratway or the water

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I swear I’m never stepping foot inside of Markarth again, that place hood asf and not in a good way