Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.
The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.
Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!
You fat hideous moldy yeast ridden land whale. I've never had plastic surgery, and don't even have fillers. I highly recommend gastric bypass and wearing a mask to prevent scaring more people with your Jabba the Hut ass.