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Know what is serious and laugh through the rest.

[Blazer @BallMeBlazer9]

“Bad Things Happen in Philadelphia”

[Blazer @BallMeBlazer9]

This just in: Ted Cruz is the source of truth! Weak butter man who let Trump talk shit about his wife. Why would we trust these dudes who kneel to trump and swallow his Fascist policies?

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Hateful & dishonest.

I don’t know if Steve Kerr is just ignorant or if he is willfully lying.

But the video from the officer’s phone shows—unequivocally—that she drove her SUV straight into him & hit him.

If you try to run a cop over, you should expect lethal force in defense.

[Blazer @BallMeBlazer9]

None of these Fascists have met or spent time with an immigrant in how long? Because their ancestors beat these people by 50-200 years to the US means they have superiority? I pray a time will come when they are all ripped from their families, forced into a dark zone

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Arresting and deporting these people is absolutely critical to national security. National democrats are going to get our law enforcement killed if they don't stop lying about this issue and the people working to keep us safe.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Yao Ming told Kuz why Philadelphia is his favorite city in the US:

"Cheesesteak." 🤣🔥

(via @kylekuzma)

[Blazer @BallMeBlazer9]

Doing everything in my power not to correct several broccoli heads’ form in the gym

[Blazer @BallMeBlazer9]

Pennsylvanians when that one asshole proposed putting curves in all their major highways

[Blazer @BallMeBlazer9]

When you need paper towels, toilet paper and mouthwash in the same grocery trip…

[Blazer @BallMeBlazer9]

@JustLukeRyan @bertspeaks Callahan’s thrown broke the mainframe

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY MORE.

[Blazer @BallMeBlazer9]

I have heard NOTHING about the @NFL, the refs or saints players concerning the pitiful hit on @DeVontaSmith_6 !!! The big suits and awful refs can go on living normal lives while #6 may have permanent brain damage! No flags, no fines and no suspensions for that?! Criminal!!!

[Blazer @BallMeBlazer9]

Jake Elliot

[Blazer @BallMeBlazer9]

“Hey grandpa, can you pass the carrots?”

Grandpa:

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

YO! Eagles football is back. 🇧🇷

[Acyn @Acyn]

Walz: And I got to tell you, I can't wait to debate the guy. That is if he's willing to get off the couch and show up.

[Blazer @BallMeBlazer9]

A dude in the 50’s building an entire house & whittling furniture from scratch for the whole family 🤝🤝🤝 me putting together an IKEA table for two hours with a little Allen wrench 😓

[Blazer @BallMeBlazer9]

-Filthy rich guy buys one of America’s top source of news
-Would receive huge tax break if one guy was elected
-Hates his Trans son
-SO he orients the news source & fills it with biased sentiment to sway voters

SCUM. The Top 1% will NEVER LET money trickle down people…

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

People who have been lifelong Democrats refuse to accept the clear reality that the Democratic Party is rapidly become openly antisemitic.

This trend is accelerating, not slowing down.

Knock, knock. Hello, Captain Obvious here!

[mitchie 👼🏾 💘 @heavensentsliit]

why tf are they mermaid man and barnacle boy

[Blazer @BallMeBlazer9]

Being a first time homeowner exploring Home Depot daily for the first time

[Blazer @BallMeBlazer9]

@sixers

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

ESPN Sources: The Atlanta Hawks will not deliver a qualifying offer to forward Saddiq Bey, clearing the way for him to become an unrestricted free agent.

[Blazer @BallMeBlazer9]

Will Never Die, Elon

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hawk …