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𝕀𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒𝕟 𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕚𝕝𝕪 𝕚𝕞𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕕, 𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕕𝕠 𝕔𝕠𝕔𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕖

[BaconBurger🍻 @BallOfGoo]

@snoozeclock Mixtape

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@corakow05 @MudkipNerd_ Adolescent children don't even belong on the internet in the first place, but go off. I'll allow you to.

[MudkipNerd @MudkipNerd_]

a solid chunk of the "saying you need to play the games is classist" people aren't actually poor. they're just 14 year olds without jobs whose parents won't buy them games

[BaconBurger🍻 @BallOfGoo]

@NineOuh90 Absolutely not. That's like saying "we need more hoodweebs in the anime community"

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@DespairNem If people actually believed in gatekeeping, this problem wouldn't exist.

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@polyfraggrenade Because it used to be "hah look, the machine continuously fails at mimicking basic human movement" then a few years later it evolved to "the government is using this refined tech to prolong the influence of politicians they already killed to keep the modus operandi functioning"

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@CoraBuhlert Because Travis Knight is a hack🪦

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@KirboP73024 They had the balls to not include mario because nintendo would've raped them out of existence

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@denimneverdies This is why gatekeeping exists

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@Back2Batk She really needs to chill out with the eyeliner

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@kr_monotrick @Potato_UwU68 @_yesSIR____ @BiXolotl ...you spend all your time sharing pokemon screenshots and bitching abt the engineering of transformers toys, but somehow I'm the basement-dwelling manchild?

Get a grip.
Then a job.

I bought a legit pair of night vision goggles with my first paycheck working a smoothie joint.

[BaconBurger🍻 @BallOfGoo]

@KenchinSben @_yesSIR____ @BiXolotl @Potato_UwU68 It's not bait, you just lack the proper emotional impulse control to read something that upsets you and not lash out.

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@JonMosrite @BiXolotl @Potato_UwU68 Right? It's nothing but learned helplessness across the board.

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@kr_monotrick @Potato_UwU68 @_yesSIR____ @BiXolotl >uppity faggot cannot grasp the concept of saving money for a specific purchase

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@MacDaddyLel @BiXolotl @Potato_UwU68 Imagine how powerful a $600 laptop is now!

[BaconBurger🍻 @BallOfGoo]

@Sashemie @starsandtigers @faleuxe Oh, you pedantic unfuckable faggot.

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@_yesSIR____ @BiXolotl @Potato_UwU68 Maybe get your laptops from a more reliable source🤷‍♂️

Idk what to tell ya cowboy

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@Potato_UwU68 @Wheredahellbru @ChurchOfMoons @reubonium @BiXolotl I mean, mine was able to run R6 Siege without tampering. And I got the fuckin' thing at walmart🪦

But you aren't wrong, there's a lot of "gaming laptops" being sold that function better as paperweights.

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@GoatedAsfFr @BiXolotl @Potato_UwU68 You get called "faggot" a lot in school, huh?

Even by teachers I bet💀

[BaconBurger🍻 @BallOfGoo]

@GoatedAsfFr @BiXolotl @Potato_UwU68 You should've been scraped out with a coat hanger