Jenny McCarty

happy camper ⛺️☀️ Best friend @fultonsoccer7

[Jenny McCarty @BallaShotCollar]

My research project wasn't stapled like it shoulda been so I held it together with my bobby pin. #StillThriving

[• @Bentono10]

So today I was lookin at a girl bcuz she had a piece of lettuce in her hair & she looks at me and said "I have a boyfriend" ok lettuce head

[Jenny McCarty @BallaShotCollar]

Mom gave me $15 to get my eyebrows fixed, thinking I'd get my life together, and instead I used it to buy a fish.

#OppositeOfAProblem

[Jenny McCarty @BallaShotCollar]

Mom had a lady walk into her vet office carrying a frog that was totally missing it's leg; thinking mom to fix it.

#PeopleAreAwesome

[Jenny McCarty @BallaShotCollar]

Midwest humidity increases the volume of my hair exponentially.

[Jenny McCarty @BallaShotCollar]

Accurate portrayal of @heatherruder15 https://t.co/h4pDZwYNhZ

[Jenny McCarty @BallaShotCollar]

Also washed my hands with germ-X and water, so clearly thriving

[Jenny McCarty @BallaShotCollar]

Spent 10 mins at the grocery store waiting for my friends in her car, then I realized that I WAS IN THE WRONG CAR

[Jenny McCarty @BallaShotCollar]

Forever hoping my hair shrinks down to a normal size before I meet people.

[Jenny McCarty @BallaShotCollar]

Tomorrow I leave for Colorado to be a white water rafting guide for the whole summer and could not be more pleased.
⛺️🏔🐳

[Jenny McCarty @BallaShotCollar]

Coffee mugs were made for chocolate milk.
#Fact

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

There will never be a more passionate kiss than Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling’s https://t.co/Exvku0d99J

[Jenny McCarty @BallaShotCollar]

I have an incredibly expired drivers license and $16 left on my debit card.
#Thriving
#Always

[Jenny McCarty @BallaShotCollar]

Coming in live from the coop. https://t.co/iOggJDXUcR

[Jakob @JakobJHull]

@BallaShotCollar hmu with that link tho I'm tryin to peep on some chicks 👀

[Jenny McCarty @BallaShotCollar]

Tim installed a webcam in the chicken coop so we can always link in and see what they're up to.
😂🐥🐔

[Jenny McCarty @BallaShotCollar]

I smell like a campfire and a horse

#OppositeOfAProblem
#HappilyHome

[Jenny McCarty @BallaShotCollar]

Life is so good.
#Always

[Jenny McCarty @BallaShotCollar]

"You're not married yet so obvi you're a lesbian."
#Granny

[Jenny McCarty @BallaShotCollar]

#RichardMarx #Piano https://t.co/fJZZNoLCRk

[Heather Ver Woert @heatherruder15]

Accurate representation of finals week