Bucky Ballard

Bucky Ballard

[Bucky Ballard @BallardBucky]

@jordanbpeterson Meanwhile, homeboy has a wife that looks like THIS. GTFO, Kermit.

[I Loved Her in That Noir I Saw Her In @chronic_nagging]

What if Chris Rock had insulted Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick drove a car onto the stage and ran him over?

[Andrew Woods @JimJarmuschHair]

Chris Rock responding with “It was a GI JANE joke” is really fucking funny

[Bucky Ballard @BallardBucky]

Roses are red
West Philly is far
Homeboy slapped the zebra from Madagascar.

#AcademyAwards2022 #ChrisRock #willsmithchrisrock

[Bucky Ballard @BallardBucky]

Jada-Pinkett giving a post-Oscar interview, thinking she's helping the situation:

"The thing you have to understand is that Will is impotent and can't read".

#AcademyAwards2022 #arrestwillsmith #WillAndChris #WillSmith #ChrisRock

[Bucky Ballard @BallardBucky]

Let's be honest. #willsmith really wanted to hit Jada's boyfriend but didn't want to go to jail for child abuse. #Oscars #ChrisRock

[Bucky Ballard @BallardBucky]

@TheAcademy @chrisrock #willsmithchrisrock #willsmithoscars #AcademyAwards

[Bucky Ballard @BallardBucky]

#WillSmith press agent spinning Alopecia, which is just a medical term for balding let's be real, as an "autoimmune disease" got people seeing Jada like this now #AcademyAwards #ChrisRock #slap

[Bucky Ballard @BallardBucky]

You see what happens? People need to just go back to cheating on their spouse behind each other's backs like normal people

@TheAcademy @chrisrock #willsmithchrisrock #willsmithoscars #AcademyAwards

[Bucky Ballard @BallardBucky]

@TheAcademy @chrisrock #willsmithchrisrock #willsmithoscars #AcademyAwards

[Bucky Ballard @BallardBucky]

He got in one little fight and his wife's boyfriend got scared.
He said "you're taking me for ice cream after this, I don't really care". #oscars #willsmithchrisrock

[Bucky Ballard @BallardBucky]

#helpmetwitter I need #help identifying these possible #TMNT autographs. #autographed #tmnt90 #teenagemutantninjaturtles #ninjaturtles @thestevebarron @kevineastman86

[Bucky Ballard @BallardBucky]

@thestevebarron Is it possible that this is your signature on the left? This is a mystery signature on my Tmnt pizza thrower. I need the mystery solved, Steve! #helpme #twitterhelpme #tmnt #stevebarron

[Bucky Ballard @BallardBucky]

Every @GhostPanther movie is just Adam sucking his dick about how much smarter he is than his audience. I've never seen a film maker who was more certain his audience was comprised of fucking idiots.

[Bucky Ballard @BallardBucky]

#KyleRittenhouse on the witness stand

[Bucky Ballard @BallardBucky]

@machinegunkelly looks like a baguette.

I said what I said.

[Bucky Ballard @BallardBucky]

I voted for #Trump, I believe that a man in the sky can hear me, I don't believe in climate change, I used to talk a lot about how a pizza eating cabal of Satan worshipping lizards are molesting kids BUT

Let me tell you about how 95% of the world's scientists are wrong.
#COVID

[Bucky Ballard @BallardBucky]

Interesting fact: #PaulRudd was 65 when he made @clueless

[Bucky Ballard @BallardBucky]

@thomann Has @Fender given you a specific reason at to why they won't let you ship their products to Turkey? You can inbox me the answer if you like

[Bucky Ballard @BallardBucky]

@FarukKavi @Fender @ZuhalMuzik @thomann This is a false equivalency because you're comparing a product made in Turkey and sold in Turkey. Comparing the price of an american made strat, both imported to separate countries is completely different. The fact that you think this is a solid example speaks volumes