Gerrad Baller (ALPHAMALE)

Part time hooper, full time gangster, father of 4 (3 boys, 1 dawg), 78’ CFB National Champ

[Gerrad Baller (ALPHAMALE) @BallerGerr]

The amount of grammatical errors are hard to ignore for me.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

I thought I was done when the season ended. I wasn't ready to announce it, and I knew I needed some time to really decide, but I was pretty sure I played my last game. I was honest at that last press conference when I said I needed to look at myself and deicide if I still love

[Gerrad Baller (ALPHAMALE) @BallerGerr]

@coachdags ?

[Gerrad Baller (ALPHAMALE) @BallerGerr]

@spurs you have the dumbest fan base in all sports ever

[Gerrad Baller (ALPHAMALE) @BallerGerr]

@NBA ADAM SILVER IS BAD FOR THE LEAGUE, WEMBY SHOULDNT BE PLAYING AND THEN YOU TELL THE REFS TO GIVE THEM EVERY CALL

[Gerrad Baller (ALPHAMALE) @BallerGerr]

@WildcatsTongue Craziest statement I’ve heard in my entire life. And one time @JimmyCrock27716 said JJ McCarthy’s Michigan team was better than Joe burrows LSU squad so that’s saying something

[Gerrad Baller (ALPHAMALE) @BallerGerr]

@RealJansenBill @YNicotien Don’t fornicate, knucks tho

[Gerrad Baller (ALPHAMALE) @BallerGerr]

Put that tongue back in ur mouth bron, kids are watching

[Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers]

"Tired is only in the mind."

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Low testosterone behaviors:

-watching Euphoria
-calling your girlfriend your “partner”
-describing something using the word “cute”
-treating customer service employees badly

High testosterone behaviors:

-lifting weights
-asking for a promotion
-calling your friends for no reason
-buying your wife dumb gifts that make no sense but make her happy
-buying things for your friends without keeping tabs/who owes what
-encouraging little kids to punch bullies in the face
-staying up late watching Interstellar
-taking random moments throughout your week to realize you’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle - you’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)

[Gerrad Baller (ALPHAMALE) @BallerGerr]

@BarryOnHere He had Kobe dumb bih

[Gerrad Baller (ALPHAMALE) @BallerGerr]

@ClaireMPLS Cherry picking isn’t impressive

[Gerrad Baller (ALPHAMALE) @BallerGerr]

@diddysfiles @LingerThe50397 March Madness to Wolves playoffs, doesn’t get better

[Gerrad Baller (ALPHAMALE) @BallerGerr]

March Madness: the greatest event on Earth ever

[Gerrad Baller (ALPHAMALE) @BallerGerr]

@TheDunkCentral Luka should win it as of right now

[Gerrad Baller (ALPHAMALE) @BallerGerr]

@joepezz_ Jalen definitely isn’t, and Caleb also probably isn’t top 2

[Gerrad Baller (ALPHAMALE) @BallerGerr]

@questionableway Orlando has Disney World, should squeeze them into top 10

[Gerrad Baller (ALPHAMALE) @BallerGerr]

@BetMGM Get ready to learn winning Joey B

[Gerrad Baller (ALPHAMALE) @BallerGerr]

@CoachSwit Same goes for coaches

[Gerrad Baller (ALPHAMALE) @BallerGerr]

@RealJansenBill @FultonW_ Pad level sucks

[Gerrad Baller (ALPHAMALE) @BallerGerr]

@DickyPitino Ur youngest grew some inches