Larry _Max

[cuban 🍂 @cubantobacco]

the pH of the vagina is so acidic it can completely dissolve $1.25T in market capitalization

[TOBOH🪖 @Tobzzy212]

Nigeria girls will always be smarter than the boys , No Nigerian girl is waking up to send a random boy 500k for being handsome.

I dey pity boys gan .

[Tolani Esq. @Tolanii_Jimoh]

Wallahi there’s war in Ba Sing Se.

[wande @blaccmajek]

Nobody hires a house help with a BBL, and nobody with a BBL is out there working as a house help. Nollywood writers and producers need to stop watching porn.

[Victor Okafor @TheVictorOkafor]

The richest people understand the dark arts more than you do. They will use and dump you if you’re not wise.

Enjoy.

[FIFA @FIFAcom]

Congratulations, Nigeria! 🇳🇬

The first African nation to win the #U17WWC 🙌

The Flamingos claimed their maiden title after beating Japan 2-1 in Rabat.

[WRITHLE🌍 @WRITHLE]

Some people don't actually want a better society. They want a society where their own group enjoys privileges that other groups are denied.

[Eric Gugua @eric_gugua]

People are really living like animals in this country.

Inside this El-Nino, the least anyone can really ask for is stable electricity. In 2026!!!

Yet, na 15mins dem dey give us light here daily - for the past week, and God help you if you are dependent on this grid or you don’t have 100k to be spending on fuel weekly. Still, there is ongoing campaign for reelection!

From top to bottom, Presidency to Councilor, a pathologically useless lot - and the sad part is that most Nigerians genuinely don’t even know they deserve better.

[goma @soigomaa]

A REAL AMERICAN

[ESPN Africa @ESPNAfrica]

NIGERIA'S FLAMINGOS MAKE HISTORY AS THE FIRST AFRICAN NATION TO WIN THE FIFA U-17 WOMEN'S WORLD CUP 🤯🇳🇬🏆

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

It is the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders: male & female.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

So why doesn't she know how to provide like her dad
Didn't he provide for her all her life?

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

she look like one of the gangster cats from tom & jerry 😭

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

And yet they never warn us. Typical snake behavior.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

"Women are not initiators"

But you dey initiate billings. MMS

[Daniel @General_D__]

na fraud dey make some youths dey relaxed.
una no sabi problem wey we dey for this country. if say you dey wear corporate go work dey collect 100k per month, you go understand how bad things be

[CNN International @cnni]

Africa's highest grossing filmmaker is about to release another potential blockbuster. On December 11, media mogul Funke Akindele will release "The Four: No One Fights Alone." The movie, which is her eighth major theatrical feature film, tells the story of four strong women who fiercely fight for the future of a young man they love. https://t.co/3i8Dbt5YiF

[Maliq @MasterMaliq]

We Muslims are celebrating when Muslims win elections in the United States and other Western countries. And rightly so.

The West has given us freedom, accepted us, allowed us to practise our religion, and even given Muslims the opportunity to hold important positions in government.

But let me ask a simple question:

Can Christians or other non-Muslims enjoy the same opportunities in countries governed by Sharia?

In some of these countries, we struggle to tolerate their houses of worship. We don't even allow them to openly preach their Gospel, let alone imagine giving them equal opportunities to participate in government.

Yet we celebrate religious freedom when it benefits us in the West.

Religious freedom cannot be something we demand for ourselves but deny others.

If we want the West to respect our rights, we must also be willing to respect the rights of others.

[CFC SHNIKOV 🏴 @daily_offeder]

“ Talk to her one more time I’m gonna say you raped her , I don’t give a fvck ”

Women !!!!!

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

That means a 30 year old woman is way older than a 30 year old man

Got it