muttley // alex

i make youtube videos !!

[muttley // alex @Ballistic_Ball_]

https://t.co/Ly5HZrrwO1

[muttley // alex @Ballistic_Ball_]

gonna start larping deadlock for twitter likes

[muttley // alex @Ballistic_Ball_]

naming my kid zenu

[muttley // alex @Ballistic_Ball_]

thanks to everyone who reached out !

[muttley // alex @Ballistic_Ball_]

artists id let fuck me: danny brown, frank ocean, king krule, lil uzi vert, jane remover, armand hammer (dp), bjork, will toledo, yuno miles, miles davis, lil b, earl sweatshirt, cameron winter, tayk, laura les, chief keef, justin bieber, skrillex, rxknephew, taylor swift

[muttley // alex @Ballistic_Ball_]

@_estrogem_ the hush money will be insane

[muttley // alex @Ballistic_Ball_]

artists id let fuck me: danny brown, frank ocean, king krule, lil uzi vert, jane remover, armand hammer (dp), bjork, will toledo, yuno miles, miles davis, lil b, earl sweatshirt, cameron winter, tayk, laura les, chief keef, justin bieber, skrillex, rxknephew, taylor swift

[muttley // alex @Ballistic_Ball_]

dont even joke lass 🐤

[muttley // alex @Ballistic_Ball_]

I am your nightmare.

[femcelfile @femcelfile]

my son just killed himself, let me get on his xbox and share the news

[muttley // alex @Ballistic_Ball_]

sending this guy to ruin ur childs birthday party

[muttley // alex @Ballistic_Ball_]

@swagholly69 greetings holly! i would like for u to join my upcoming team "MUTTLEYNATION" where i will be queen of the strikers.i will be the igl, the glue, etc. let me know when u are ready

[muttley // alex @Ballistic_Ball_]

if i had voices in my head they would be shouting "eat kibble", "woof", and "chew on toys" because im a good mutt

[🔻 Anzu ☭ @quirked_up_anzu]

if I had tourettes my tics would be shouting "trans rights", "vote", and "black lives matter" because I'm a good fucking person

[muttley // alex @Ballistic_Ball_]

"i see zero complications that could arise by throwing these rocks from my glass home"

[Leafy @LeafyBeenLucky]

transgenders are fucking gross

[neopussywhipped @gigapooncel]

yeah dude i'm voice training right now in fact i have a youtube guide pulled up

[muttley // alex @Ballistic_Ball_]

lebron vs jesus first to 21 in basketball. my money is on lebron every time. u rlly think jesus could pull out 21 consecutive miracles? back to back?

[macie @restinmyarms]

sprinkling in an "are you proud of me" just to soft launch i have a praise kink

[wolfie 🐾 @dumbahhdoggy]

fleshlight brand called "I Can't Believe It's Not Pussy!"

[muttley // alex @Ballistic_Ball_]

why do people try to make minecraft texture packs n shit that look like real life just go outside

[muttley // alex @Ballistic_Ball_]

@Freya_Floof w tweet