Harold Ballitch

68. dark Ballitch rising 🇺🇸

[Harold Ballitch @BallitchHarold]

@Logo_Daedalus Watched this as a kid and there’s a scene where Haley Joel Osment is driving away with his mom and he opens the car door and jumps out, the next day I was driving with my grandma and remembered that scene and just fucking opened the door while she was going 60 lol.

[Harold Ballitch @BallitchHarold]

Tested positive for the Fantavirus. Currently experiencing some light symptoms like stickiness, purple staining around the mouth, and manageable fatigue.

[Harold Ballitch @BallitchHarold]

@fatherjohnmisty In Fleet Foxes you were the stomp clap and now you’re just the “hey”

[Harold Ballitch @BallitchHarold]

@abcdentminded I raise you this.

[Harold Ballitch @BallitchHarold]

We really are about to have 2008 2

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

A flash mob to Doechii’s song, “Anxiety” occurred in Los Angeles.

[Harold Ballitch @BallitchHarold]

@fatherjohnmisty She basically writes songs about the same subject matter

[Harold Ballitch @BallitchHarold]

@wydna777 We know historically they’ve been around since Flintstone times

[Harold Ballitch @BallitchHarold]

@fatherjohnmisty You went Untitled and he went All Title

[Harold Ballitch @BallitchHarold]

@fatherjohnmisty You both also released your first ever recorded mixtapes/eps the same year, couldn’t find an date on yours and I was not Misty pilled in 2003 to know

[Harold Ballitch @BallitchHarold]

@fatherjohnmisty Complete quantum entanglement when you both decided to go by different artist names

[Harold Ballitch @BallitchHarold]

@fatherjohnmisty @eventualforever You also dropped your last album as J. Tillman the same day he released his first album, you are fated together

[Harold Ballitch @BallitchHarold]

George Lucas W’s continue to pile up folks

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NEW - A church in Switzerland is now using an AI hologram of Jesus to take confessions from worshippers.

https://t.co/xy3pya31k8

[Harold Ballitch @BallitchHarold]

Ellen DeGeneres saved us from The Damn Daniel Podcast and the Alex from Target NFT collection

[Christopher @molochofficial]

It’s increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem; she’d have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk Tuah girl in a 3-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity, maintaining ecological balance

[Harold Ballitch @BallitchHarold]

@realDonaldTrump Thank you Mr President

[Harold Ballitch @BallitchHarold]

@MeganBitchell You stole my joke that I said only in my group chat that got me 2 heart reacts

[Harold Ballitch @BallitchHarold]

“I’VE ABANDONED MY SNOOPY IN THE VESTIBULE”

[Nick Newman @Nick_Newman]

Can’t believe this is a real movie

[Harold Ballitch @BallitchHarold]

@FractalBranches @abcdentminded “That was the most consequential day of my life because now I know I don’t like my work”

[Harold Ballitch @BallitchHarold]

@Logo_Daedalus This is all a guitar man needs when he’s in a rut and doesn’t know what to play

[Harold Ballitch @BallitchHarold]

@Logo_Daedalus They’re very open about this like Jeffrey Skilling loving The Selfish Gene by Dawkins and and making a full send “survival of the fittest” environment in the office for his employees at Enron