Tyler

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

(Flirting) I don’t want to know anything about you

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

@CyberLynx_Cutie That’s what they call me!

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

Going viral while being shadowbanned must feel like getting your dick sucked while somebody fingers your ass with cocaine

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

At work today I had to listen to two boomers that make 5x what I make argue about how to reply to an email (not what to say, literally how to send the email)

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

Applying to jobs feels like killing yourself without any of the joy

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

Nice butt, can I crawl inside it and take a ketamine nap?

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

@burritodog_ Are you still mad about me locking you in the burrito?

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

They’re putting me in a sack and beating me with hammers tomorrow

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

@heavyhonkers My body, my choice.

[girl named josh @eatingedibles]

I should be peeing in a pool right now but society has other plans for me

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

Nothing men love more than slapping a yeti sticker on something. They’re so excited to tell the world they love cold beverages

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

@heavyhonkers I mean it’s giving me a boner

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

@Cactuscali19912 Maybe his best friend was killed by a swarm of bees

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

Male sex bots be like dick and balls in bio

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

Pussy from a vagina-like structure

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

@EdgarPoop1 Sandra from accounting walked in on me, she was into it

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

Giving myself a G-spot orgasm on company time

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

@masterchiefbong Wow 🥹

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

Gun to my head I don’t think I could name a famous person under 30

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

train of thought derailed 15 killed 35 injured