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I somehow landed in Florida. I'm really not sure how it all happened.

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@AndriaDont99498 So it begins.

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@BlueFalcon7509 @LibertyCappy Literally made me shnort laugh! 😂

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@RealMattCouch Well, ok, but who's going to protect the rest of us from trans kids?

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@AndriaDont99498 Cereal is soup.

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@ThatOtherJJ I mean, he's not wrong!

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@AnotherHomoCon ...because he might show up at my front door and I'd want him to come inside?

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@Bulldog78932701 Someone needs to let him know that we save that for the weekends.

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@ThatOtherJJ Awww, his little pants are so dainty!

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Not a hot take, just a deep thought. @Wendys is the best fast food. Better burgers and frosties. A distant second is @tacobell because Baja Blast Mt. Dew. McDonald's isn't even on the list. The shamrock shake tastes like mouthwash.

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@libsoftiktok @EndWokeness She needs to be that passionate about those eyebrows. It's hard to focus on the crying when all I can see are two caterpillars.

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@gatorgar No worries! After they put the fire out, they can just dismantle it and recycle the materials! Oh wait...

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@AndriaDont99498 Honestly, it just makes me want to get a second dog. 🤷

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Celebrities are always talking about protecting trans kids. No one ever talks about who's going to protect the rest of US from trans kids. Or their mothers. #mentalillness

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

BREAKING: Canadian police reveal they are respecting the gunman's preferred gender pronouns. He transitioned at 12.

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@AndriaDont99498 Celebrities are always screaming to protect trans children. I want to know who's going to protect us from them.

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I didn't watch the #SuperBowl or either #HalftimeShow on Sunday. Trying to one up each other is exhausting. I did laundry and vacuumed. I know my sphere of influence.

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@Grand_Ole_Evan I have so much virtue fatigue.

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There's no need to spin this. He's already engaged them, already interfered with law enforcement, and then reached for his gun. Not sure what the end game was in his head.

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: See Video Analysis Proof That The Latest ICE Shooting Of The Armed Agitator Alex Pretti In Minnesota Today Was 100% Justified

Alex Pretti Is Seen Reaching For His Holster In Slowed Down Footage Before The First Shot Is Fired, Clearing The Brave Heroic Agents From Any Wrongdoing

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What an exhausting news day. I'm glad I don't live in Minnesota, and I'd like to think that, if I did, I'd have had the sense to have already left. However, if I was still there, I'd have the sense to not head out to protest federal officers arresting violent illegal aliens.

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@whoismrzero @JoeGayHistorian #stunning or #brave? His virtue is exhausting.

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Not all the news is bad. Some is encouraging! Now, do the UN and charge them for back rent.

[Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent @SecScottBessent]

Effective immediately, the United States is withdrawing from @theGCF.

Our nation will no longer fund radical organizations like the GCF whose goals run contrary to the fact that affordable, reliable energy is fundamental to economic growth and poverty reduction.