Ballroom Baby

Blowin' up your brain with my awesomeness.

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@hotdogsladies For El. (He wore this to school today for 101st day.) #Bowtiesarecool

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@hotdogsladies And, last but not least, he no longer bites girls. He swears. (They were playing vampires at school.)

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@hotdogsladies He has excellent taste...especially in toys.

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@hotdogsladies He counts making lego cemeteries among his many skillsets. (This 1 was done when he was 3.)

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@hotdogsladies And being an all-around badass.

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@hotdogsladies Generally rocking Halloween...

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@hotdogsladies Enjoying being just a bit different for Halloween...

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@hotdogsladies My hub & I would like to arrange a betrothal btwn our son & ur daughter.His hobbies include modeling..

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@_AlexHirsch It was a Gravity Falls Halloween!

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@BigBoyler Didn't have 2 different skin colors so Roy & Jen are ghostly clear. haha

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After several years and over 3000 tweets, I think my time on Twitter is nearing an end.

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It took everything I had not to go all Fried Green Tomatoes on the truck in front of me for spitting tobacco out his window while driving.

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Thank you, State of Florida, for selling my company info to other companies to advertise to me. Sarcasm implied...you suck.

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Google Maps "Quest mode", an early April Fools' prank:

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@actuallynph "Hey, Dad, can you play that song where Dr. Horrible's a GIANT?!" - my 5 y/o, Lincoln

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Linc: "Ron-ald...I am your faaaaather." Ronald: "Nooooooo!"

Linc: "Mom-my...I am your faaaaather." Me: "That's confuuuuusing."

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Obamacares about me.

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So disappointed that critics didn't like "The Last Airbender" because our family loved it. Wish there'd be a sequel.

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I heard quiet crying & looked over at Linc. "Are you crying?" "Yeah, bc Peter Pan lost his shadow & can't fly anymore. This song is so sad."