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abandon your gods

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I've had no energy lately and I've been letting autocorrect win

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My retirement plan is the collapse

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my www. stands for wild wild west

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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

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Yea daddy more like yes chef

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Have you ever seen a bird and the government in the same room?

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Chickens have the best audio

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I have the social skills of a wasp at a picnic

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milk was invented by a perv

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I’ve lost a lot of friends to sobriety

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I’ll serve drugs before I serve this country

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Imagine the most important of your life and imagine someone recording it vertically

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Hey babe wanna see my 100mm?

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Has anyone else noticed birds look smaller than usual?

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I don’t remember passwords, I reset them

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Ball wedgie your kids away

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Have the fruit flies moved in yet?

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Do blind people ever know what time it is?

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I’m built like a greyhound, all ribs and wrench

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Why do we call it a rhino and not a unicorn?