Paul Balmforth

I live for my kids, LFC and cycling.

[Paul Balmforth @Balmy36]

Re watching, "Our Friends in the North" for the 100th time. Beyond brilliant #bbc4

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@kelvmackenzie Tax dodging cunt defended by a lying cunt - go figure

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@redian77 True story

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@rebeccamoreuk The most sustainable product the world has is dickheads, unfortunately they'll never be in short suppy

[Paul Balmforth @Balmy36]

So the narrative is that we were battered and got lucky.
More possession
More shots on target
More passes
More passes forward
Never behind in the game
We weren't great by any stretch but we certainly wasn't luck that got us 3 points #NEWLIV

[Paul Balmforth @Balmy36]

Happy with that! Wordle 1,479 2/6

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[Paul Balmforth @Balmy36]

There's loads of stuff I could of done today, there is loads more I probably should of done. I chose to watch rubbish telly and chat shit with 'er indoors with a couple of drinks. I can live with that #sundays

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Kelleher just said to Alisson, "wow, wow, wow"

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Ha ha that's absolutely incredible

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Rio Ferdinand is insufferable

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@Rowetta Talent will out, you got this

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@Barryt13500969 @BladeoftheS Prove it

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I think the truth will out, but for me, the Mondays finished when Paul passed. Sadly, anything you see now is just Shauns ego. @Rowetta will be fine because she is pure talent x #happymondays

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@richardosman "I was right about that saddle". French Polisher after the party and standing on the directory for the Mistletoe kiss. All classic Yellow Pages adverts. But the JR Hartley the most quoted

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I've accidentally tipped 2 different waiters and started some sort hierarchical war of refreshing our drinks. It's 11.30am and I'm pissed because I'm too British to refuse the drinks

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I smell conspiracy #strictly

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They keep saying, "it looks like Liverpool are going to get the job done," like we aren't the better team over 90 mins

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@noprobsju I had a Caramac the other day. It left me disappointed for the rest of the day. No where near as good as I remember

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@redsmicer True story

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The Neville bias definitely has more of an edge to it this season #ARSLIV #LFC