BalSac

Guitarist for the rock group band GWAR

[GWAR @gwar]

Your Lords and Masters embark on their North American tour today! All dates & tickets at https://t.co/b6LHJkjthM. @TheNorVa (VA) tonight, @PalladiumShows (MA) on Friday, @FranklinmHall (PA) on Saturday, and @IrvingPlaza (NY) on Sunday/Halloween. #GWAR @officialND @EyeHateGodNOLA

[GWAR @gwar]

🚨 LAST CALL! 🚨 Watch the THIS IS GWAR documentary on Sunday October 10th at 4pm ET. Get your ticket at https://t.co/bCAWsYUj36. If you miss it today you’ll probably have to wait until 2022 to see it. #GWAR @nightstreamfest #ThisIsGWAR #NightStreamFest

[BalSac @BalSacJoD]

https://t.co/4OIkIAub1M

[BalSac @BalSacJoD]

@pattonoswalt Too late! We have your memories and we are also holding that damn unicorn "Happy" hostage! Abandon all hope and Happy Halloween!

[BalSac @BalSacJoD]

There are far fewer groupies backstage then I'm used to. Covid-19 is destroying the music industry!

[GWAR @gwar]

And we are live! Pre-show just started on https://t.co/IumSsSUiKq. Got your tickets yet? Scumdogs XXX live concert starts at 8pm EDT!!! #GWAR #ScumdogsXXXlive

[GWAR @gwar]

Puny humans! The greatest live band In the universe will unleash Scumdogs XXX Live! The 30th Anniversary reunion show of the shock rock classic Scumdogs of the Universe. Presented by @LiquidDeath & @MetalInjection. Get tickets at https://t.co/hDBh0GgTKb. #GWAR #ScumdogsXXXlive

[BalSac @BalSacJoD]

We're Giving Away A Pair of Tickets to Each Stop of GWAR's "Use Your Collusion" Tour https://t.co/joLIwK3H8O

[BalSac @BalSacJoD]

We're Giving Away A Pair of Tickets to Each Stop of GWAR's "Use Your Collusion" Tour https://t.co/joLIwK3H8O

[BalSac @BalSacJoD]

Unfortunately there are tons of virgins here but not the kind I was hoping for. :(
#gardenstatecomicfest #virginsacrifice #unhappybirthdaytome

[BalSac @BalSacJoD]

Hey Kiddies. Who is gonna bring me sacrifices for my birthday tomorrow at Garden State Comic Fest? (or at least buy me a drink, but I'd prefer virgins)

[GWAR @gwar]

We command all you soulless maggots to make your way to @GS_Comic_Fest this weekend. Sleazy P, @BalSacJoD, and @SawborgD will be there collecting crack money. @MattMinerXVX is rumored to be there as well. #GWAR

[BalSac @BalSacJoD]

@Pustulus has a message for you about GWAR's Fall Tour

[GWAR @gwar]

Tickets for the Use Your Collusion tour with @SacredReich, @ToxicHolocaust, and @AgainstthegraMI are on sale now at https://t.co/E1F2oA6o6p. We start in Norfolk, VA on September 12th!!! #GWAR #UseYourCollusionTour

[BalSac @BalSacJoD]

I'm still confused. Which one is Marc?
RT @RiotFest: 24 years after being slaughtered by @GWAR in the cult film Empire Records, we got @EmbryEthan on the line with GWAR in an interview to settle the feud once and for all. https://t.co/xG8uI5AIqK

[BalSac @BalSacJoD]

@OI_Mike13 @reverendmatty @gwar All I know is Dom Deluise has to be Beefcake the Mighty!

[BalSac @BalSacJoD]

@EmbryEthan I examined the footage and it was not the Sexecutioner that stole your guitar. It was one of the human slaves! Never trust a human!

[BalSac @BalSacJoD]

@EmbryEthan I don't know where his fucking guitar is! Last time I saw it was going down the gullet of a giant worm!
https://t.co/f55EKCqVme

[BalSac @BalSacJoD]

@EmbryEthan
Ethan, I just found out that Mark escaped from the World Maggots belly. Tell that kid I'm looking for him. He owes me a brownie!
https://t.co/7rcM22qY6B

[BalSac @BalSacJoD]

https://t.co/LCb1KfiAo5

[GWAR @gwar]

David Murray Brockie, August 30, 1963 – March 23, 2014. We miss you Dave. #GWAR #OderusUrungus #DaveBrockie

[BalSac @BalSacJoD]

@BalSacJoD: Day 1 of the Blood of Gods Tour: got my vampiric slave,Derks his fill of blood. Hope he doesn't disappear for another feeding

[BalSac @BalSacJoD]

@reverendmatty @GWARofficial Fuck you AND pay me!!!

[BalSac @BalSacJoD]

I'm rapidly changing my opinion of @realDonaldTrump. Pissing Russian hooker party!?! Yes, please. I'm in!!