Pustulus Maximus

Lead guitarist of GWAR. New album coming in 2032

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Dune is the dumbest shit ever. That kid should beaten the brains out of that stupid cryptic ass reverand mother. Dumb fucking shit

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@BLABBERMOUTHNET Hire a hitman to kill your wife and orphan your adopted kids: Pass
Say an un-PC word: Career ender

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@SudnSuppository The one and only

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Jesse Jane and Masiumi Max gone in the same week? Daaaang

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@350Pont @metalinjection The wives aren't involved. News is reduced to media outlets hawking everyone's social media posts. Wake up doofus

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@Pylon_Musk305 @metalinjection She's not talking to the media, the media is hawking her social media. But so cool of you to shit talk someone you don't know

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@sewage666 Ooooooohhhhh

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@airbagged "they don't bite" was the exact phrase said immediately preceding the three times different customer's dogs have bitten me.

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In 100 years I would love to see people chucking '50's Les Paul's into the dumpster like they do pianos

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@jayweinbergdrum so what are you doing later?

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@SudnSuppository These are out of shape 60 year old dudes wearing girl jeans. Stretchy jeans are jeans for people that can't work on cars.

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The West Coast had some good trash bands but damn those old men need to wear real jeans instead of whatever the hell girl jeans they're wearing now.

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Binge drinking after a liver transplant is so fucking cool

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I ain't listening to "aggressive" music played by weenies that can't change a flat tire.

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@WhitneyChanell Minors displayed on social media is child abuse period

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"The shows got so much better when the band started hiding their gear behind scrims with their logo on them"
-Said no one ever

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@1_Caboose_1 I'm 73 and have no idea what a Discord is... Discordance Axis maybe

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FOH sound guys are the most fucked in the head of any crew member. They'll be mixing a metal show but they pretentious ass be tuning the PA with Taylor Swift or some shit.

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Wtf is up with bands that have every member on their own ego riser? Bro, the stage is already elevated. Get fucked ya wackos