Evan

[Evan @BalsamEvan]

A little late, but had to show off my groomsman cake from my wedding @DallasStars

[Evan @BalsamEvan]

@TheBear91_3 if 91.3 has a million listeners, I’m one of them.

100,000? I’m one

1,000? I’m one

100? I’m one

1? It’s me

0? I’m dead

[Evan @BalsamEvan]

@BallySportsSW @Rangers @BallySports I’d love to watch it but it’s blacked out on https://t.co/sJ7WQTGJnV. Please go bankrupt

[Evan @BalsamEvan]

@BallySportsSW Yea too bad I CANT WATCH THE RANGERS BC OF BLACKOUTS YOU DICKS

[Evan @BalsamEvan]

Go Rough Riders #artravs

[Evan @BalsamEvan]

#TexasHockey GO STARS

[Evan @BalsamEvan]

#TexasHockey

[Evan @BalsamEvan]

@Complexity will HQ reopen?

[Evan @BalsamEvan]

@BillsRunTheEast @paulynarciso @GodsSonAtEarth @DallasStars Too* and also how is losing in OT going down early?? L take

[Evan @BalsamEvan]

@BillsRunTheEast @paulynarciso @GodsSonAtEarth @DallasStars Dude must’ve been watching a different game to say that

[Evan @BalsamEvan]

@cedeszbandz I've been waiting for a month now :(

[Evan @BalsamEvan]

@TMobile Birthday gifts for my amazing girlfriend. She’s done a lot for me and I want to give back to her

[Evan @BalsamEvan]

@TMobile @Tesla I’m in college and whenever I go around campus I try and pick up bottles or other trash and recycle them. It’s not a lot but I think it’s one small step at a time. #TMobileTuesdays #Contest

[Evan @BalsamEvan]

@nez_eric @jameshubbardr Dude looks like an edgy teen

[Evan @BalsamEvan]

Why do I keep getting people trying to log into my Twitter?? I have 22 followers 🤨

[Evan @BalsamEvan]

pHroG

[Evan @BalsamEvan]

@MoonPie I had a moon pie for the first time. Tasted like marshmallows and sand

[Evan @BalsamEvan]

Missing 2018-2019

[alyssa noelle @alyssanoellev]

now that college board is being sued, PLEASE share with ANYONE you know in highschool that AP IS A SCAM, COLLEGEBOARD IS A SCAM, INSTEAD TAKE DUAL ENROLLMENT COURSES, TAKE COLLEGE COURSES AT COMMUNITY COLLEGE. do NOT pay for that $90 bs class that doesn’t even guarantee credit.

[Evan @BalsamEvan]

@yzypreme If you were a booger I’d pick you first