Iโm at a clothing store trying to buy a plain grey hoodie. The cashier asks for my email for the receipt.
I say, โNo thanks, man. Just the hoodie is fine.โ He stops scanning, looks me dead in the eyes, and whispers, โPlease just give me a fake one. My manager tracks my capture rate.โ
I panic and blurt out, โ[email protected].โ
He types it in, nods slowly, and says, โThank you for your service, Bruce...โ
Yโall donโt understand street niggas are the most feminine men. Thatโs why they always in jail because they donโt know how to regulate their emotionsโฆwhich is a feminine trait.
@liigles@Kall_Me_Frazier My tip is based on my service. You can't walk around looking dead in the eyes, getting my order wrong or bringing me the wrong items and expect anything. Even when I worked as a fully paid cashier, I got tips because of my joyful personality. And tits, gotta have tits. ๐ญ
The human at social services informed me that the AI they use closed my account on its own. Even though my information was coded correctly. Just one more hoop the poor needs to jump through. Smh.