Tom Balto

if your gonna walk on ice you might as well dance

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

He’s a College Football National Champion
A Super Bowl Champion
A Ryder Cup Champion
A Covid Survivor
AND NOW…

@OfficialAJHawk is THE REASON SOMEBODY’S GONNA WIN $1000

RT to enter

Dude is 💸💸💸💸

[Bill Burr @billburr]

If you try and board before your group is called you will be forced to travel by train for no less than eight months. #DictatorBurr #MMP

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Happy 4TH of July Cocksuckers!

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

Ants can lift up to 5,000 times their body weight.

Humans can only lift up to 5 times their body weight.

There are 1.6 million ants per 1 human on Earth. Let's not make them angry.

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Happy loves you all! Thanks for everything!

[Jeff Ross @realjeffreyross]

Don’t forget to vote!

[Evan Fox @evanfoxy]

I’m done giving @PatMcAfeeShow money... So I decided to give him a chance to give the people my money

[Eric Church @ericchurch]

Another month, another brand new song! Listen to "Hell Of A View" now: https://t.co/uVDHjxtnYo

[🗡️ 𝘽𝙇𝘼𝘿𝙀 🔪 @BladeHalll]

RETWEET THIS. It doesn’t cost anything to spread word.

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

When considering the next supreme court nominee you have to be high on speed. Real speed. Not the watered down meth they sell kids at CVS but hardcore shit that burns when it hits. You need to be completely blasted. This is a big decision. Inject yourself with CIA meth.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Can Newton just scored a rushing TD and didnt even look for a kid in the stand’s to give the ball to. Sad to see

[Tim Kennedy @TimKennedyMMA]

To all of our enemies trying to interfere with elections, radicals conspiring to do us harm, those waiting for the right opportunity.... Remember that there are millions of young men and women that will volunteer to spend the rest of their adult lives dedicated on making you pay.

[Neal Brennan @nealbrennan]

President broke my nervous system. 👍🏻

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Covid 19 woulda been over if we let these guys handle it