Sebban Balwer

Just a humble, dry stick of a secretary. Nothing more. Definitely not a spymaster.

[Sebban Balwer @BalwerSebban]

First the news of least impotance. I have finally joined #TwitterOfTime.
Second the news of middling importance. Our story is apparently set to be adapted into a *checks notes* television series.
And the most important thing I've discovered, the internet is a rather...lewd place.

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@Paitr7 I'm watching you. You seem harmless....but....

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@rhadamasunawa @InquisitorSaren @d_algai @WeiramonS @DefaultRand @rhuarc_chief @ChildBornhald @HuntDarkfriends @BlackTowerNews1 @WoTBlackTower @ablar_logain @Amys_theWise_1 @Sorilea_WiseOne @LordCaptainCom2 @ChildByar Hrm. I believe it is a reference to a rare plant. Perhaps of Sharan origin? It may be distantly related to tabac, though with notably different effects.
Also....
*checks notes*
Yes, umm...the implication is that you are a...shall we say, "flaming hypocrite."

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@ChildBornhald @rhadamasunawa @blodeuedd83 @ChildByar Hmm. I'm not sure that @netflix would be directly affected by the failure of an @amazon show.
Not that I'd accuse a whitecloak of mixing up their facts...

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@Ipavaiva I have a...modest suggestion. ;)

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@DefaultRand @merphynapier I just viewed the first two. I love hearing people's takes as they experience this story for the first time, and @merphynapier's are fantastic. Very interesting to see how much she gets wrong about where a plot or character may be going, yet she gets even more right. Good stuff.

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@lordmatcauthon Books, cats, wine.
Interesting. I seem to have become an old cat lady at some point.

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@WeiramonS @ChildBornhald @DefaultRand @rafejudkins @WOTonPrime Hrm. I'm fairly certain sebaceous glands actually keep things oily, like your pointy little...umm..."beard."
Probably not an ideal turn of phrase when referring to someone as "dusty."

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@ChildBornhald @WeiramonS @DefaultRand @rafejudkins @WOTonPrime Hrm. Just leave the secretaries in the background. Let the lords shine where they must. Beards and all. #bestbeard #lordperrin

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@bela_creator @SnakeFoxFan Well, if m'lord and m'lady insist.

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@weeklywheelnews @MichiChar27 Can I stick my head in your arms?
Aww, kinda sweet, actually.

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@Schwabay72 @DefaultRand @RandlandTVPod I find that master Aybara's disposition steadily improved upon incorporating a few select reliable companions into his association. Especially from book VIII, and onward.

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@weeklywheelnews @trakand_elayne That depends upon what you place the greatest import.

[Sebban Balwer @BalwerSebban]

First the news of least impotance. I have finally joined #TwitterOfTime.
Second the news of middling importance. Our story is apparently set to be adapted into a *checks notes* television series.
And the most important thing I've discovered, the internet is a rather...lewd place.

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@Bain_Chiad @sebbanbalwer Don't worry. Your secrets are more than safe here. They serve neither your friend, nor my master. Still....juicy.

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@TherinLewd @The_FalseDragon @DefaultRand And so full of information. It serves us both well.

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@rhadamasunawa Happy to serve m'lord. *glances at the sky*

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@AranTalk Thank you. I tend to avoid deeper waters, But yours seem worth wading into. We'll see if it serves my master.

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@WoTUp5 Thank you. Your video picture things are...informative.

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@Weaver_of_Nets @ChildBornhald @ChildByar @WeiramonS Well. *dry washes hands* I can't say that I care for them or their affiliations, but they do seem...relatively clever and to be an important part of this world. We'll see how this develops going forward.

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@Weaver_of_Nets @ChildBornhald @ChildByar @WeiramonS I apologize, sir. Clearly I misappropriated your intentions. Thank you for appreciating mine and directing me to like-minded individuals. Hopefully it will serve the pattern going forward.