Ryan Auld

[Ryan Auld @Balzac69]

Ha! http://t.co/Utiqbc2X

[Ryan Auld @Balzac69]

In light of recent instagram request, I present to you Buddah. He is my dorm room monkey, and makes sure no http://t.co/hehFvzih

[Ryan Auld @Balzac69]

@screwyouAce where you live?

[Ryan Auld @Balzac69]

@screwyouAce But im manlier!

[Ryan Auld @Balzac69]

@screwyouAce I play err day for like 2 hours, I would whip dat ass.

[Ryan Auld @Balzac69]

“@screwyouAce: Anyone I know good at racquetball? I'm looking for more people to play and practice with. Pretty fuckin' dedicated.” I play.

[Ryan Auld @Balzac69]

My margarita and and best retarded friend, all under one roof. Huzzah! http://t.co/4Mm0LXrU

[Ryan Auld @Balzac69]

“@WilllllyWonka: You say #oomf? Well, aren't you mysterious.”@dlugot89

[Ryan Auld @Balzac69]

“@WilllllyWonka: Every time I look at you I think to myself, "Why are you so fucking cool?"”@dlugot89

[Ryan Auld @Balzac69]

Brad the controller!! http://t.co/nkjUBnx0

[Ryan Auld @Balzac69]

@rNicole15 DIBS!!!

[Ryan Auld @Balzac69]

Even hawter!!! http://t.co/vN73dwDa

[Ryan Auld @Balzac69]

Super hawt!! http://t.co/6ncjkxof

[Ryan Auld @Balzac69]

The bike brokeded. http://t.co/lgUyx5wm

[Ryan Auld @Balzac69]

I was voted Mr. Seductive in '99...clearly you can see why. http://t.co/ybojKwMF

[Ryan Auld @Balzac69]

About to enter Hell's Hole! http://t.co/sEaXT5d7

[Ryan Auld @Balzac69]

In case you were wondering ladies. http://t.co/zcy4VlvR

[Ryan Auld @Balzac69]

It case you were wondering ladies. http://t.co/3g4qd5vD

[Ryan Auld @Balzac69]

3-level helmet!!! Also, Chubbs is trying to figure out the meaning of life. http://t.co/t8kv7hNC

[Ryan Auld @Balzac69]

He always just sits there and touches it. It's gross. http://t.co/Q4FiNVVj