Franklin “The Tank” Marauder

Southern boy. Renowned therapist. Overly touchy. Ball. Dos Equis.

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Is being a stage mover in this game the worst minimum wage job of all time?

#runitback

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Bummer Stockton

#hottytoddy

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Trinidaddy 😍

#6

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One day Franklin Marauder will be somebody

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If Jake Paul wins tonight I’ll sacrifice my first born

#swear #pleasewin

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Dnoes Pizza? ✅
SEC Football?? ✅
Saturday??? ✅

Yeah I think that’ll play

#lank

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I’m like really in the mood for a pan made pizza from dirty D’s

#thenoes

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Call me Dave, I’ve been on a hiatus
Excuse my break, dealing with my haters…

December: The Return

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McBort

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What was the point of that breast commercial again? I was a little distracted…

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Bort

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My balls are buzzed off this buzz ball

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Time to rip bag and snort plow

#likeits1999

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@johnsoncarterr Doing better now. I’m home

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Just wanted to let everyone know I’m ok

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@johnsoncarterr No. I’ve conducted campus wide research and the vehicle method has proven to be 93.6% effective. Only doesn’t work when you have the one wheel hover skateboard bullshit

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Guy on my IM basketball team wore 24 and I’ve been calling him mamba every time I’ve seen him. How long before I learn his real name? Do I switch off mamba when I do?

#kobe

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@TommyTheDommy2 We call those “fupas” now

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These Lemmon pepper wings just brought me back to life

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Love it when the tvs are playing women’s basketball instead of the NFL playoffs