Bama FatGuy Problems

We speak on behalf of every fat guy who hasn't seen his dick since Freshman year but still slays ass and is willing to be that mistake.

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@HUUNH @BLshakenbake destroyed bama? Bama had the ball down 7 with a minute left. Somehow I think we'll get over it

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@OU_CoachStoops you're a clown bobby

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@JustinReyes13 get some bitch boy

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@JustinReyes13 sorry for being a champion

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@JustinReyes13 if johnny was the greatest qb then he would have won a national championship #rolldamnchampionships

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@Mkeuper14 I would let you gig me till the cows came home,but your aggies are going to get prison raped come saturday

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@JustinReyes13 great call dude, when johnny is eating dick saturday you'll have a great view #johnnycamiskindagay

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@jarhead2151 don't count on it assclown, it will get ugly

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@EdgeTwin02 its hard being a champion

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Hey @JManziel2 get ready to eat dick

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Clown move bro

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@devin_grissom get ya grub on

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@TrevorLacey5 I remember chanting your name on Coleman when you were on a recruiting visit. #sellout #transferpussy

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@Lil_Eazy_Ana_42 welcome back to the land of the champions, hit me up later if you wanna grab quickgrill #spinmovegettinpaper

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RIP Mal, roll damn tide

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nothin says America like the mobile home repair commercial during the Daytona 500

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No wonder Waffle House wasn't crowded tonight. At this pace I'm going food hoppin #comintothecasa

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Good thing I don't have to smoke to get hungry....

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Do I want ranch with my wings?? Bitch, does that nose ring make you a slut?

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