Mattias

Average American

Backup @Coalzhenitsyn

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@static_decay I apologize I didn't fully read your post, I was quickly scanning for retards lol

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The median voter

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@SenateGOP I want a strong and efficient state to crush my enemies.

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@mjhasjthajh So murderrapists deserve to live?

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@ShutupToshi9227 So murderrapists deserve to live?

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@xHenjin_NDK So murderrapists deserve to live?

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@AricDomane Poster is Vietnamese or Thai.

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No lowballs. I know what I got.

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@Y3780264 This is very interesting lol I'm glad I wasn't imagining things

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@AlphonsUnem You prefer women who don't spent 2+ hours Kardashianifying themselves? You must be a pedophile

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Before Instagram totally nuked women's brains, pretty much everyone agreed that "'no makeup' makeup" was what guys preferred and we seemed quite happy with this deal.

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@skibidiblazor "Someone has to do it"

[ned! @nedsore]

The most mentally ill person you know is currently training to be some sort of therapist

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

This is how the whole country works

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I showed the results to my wife and she said "That's a lot of Spanish-looking women" with a smile

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Taking the MyType test

[Sensei Seagal's body double @seagalstuntman]

It's called Brazil and people still classify each other into differently shaded groups.

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I don't have casual sex except for all the times I'm having casual sex

[Covfefe Anon @CovfefeAnon]

A continual source of astonishing quotes

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@Y3780264 Did you start talking adderall or something

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@AlphonsUnem I usually have some ��

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What are we trooning out over today folks?

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@BlueGeorgia @kuchisakeonnax @1bravewave @carolyn_from @unfamericatour I was using shorthand. So, Newsom wants 500+ murderrapists to live long and healthy lives 👍

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

On my first day of my physics lab I arrived early and started a conversation with the TA. I mentioned I was a physics major and talked about what I wanted to do with that etc… he made me realize that I was actually in the wrong class. I had been put in the non-calc based physics class that all the other non-math based majors take. He said I should finish the lab then go correct the mistake later.

During that conversation two young women sat down at the table behind me. They perked up at hearing me talk about my major, and us talking about some physics topics. They picked up their stuff and moved to my table. With a large smile very friendly, laughed a lot. They added me to their GroupMe chat so we could “discuss the work.” Their exchanges were very polite, very enthusiastic, little heart emojis etc… Believe it or not they wanted to split the work and compare after. It was pretty clear after about 30 seconds they wanted me to do their work for them. When I told them no and I’m switching classes I was met with a wall of text explaining how unfair it was that I was leaving them in the lurch (I hadn’t agreed to anything). A few insults were thrown in there as well, and they blocked me. It was all disgustingly transparent and left a lasting impression.

Anyway those girls looked exactly like the girl on the right.