-BREAKING NEWS-
STRANGE ORB FOUND IN WHITE HOUSE.
"Yeah I don't know what dat is man. Is jus a ball man. Is like made a' metal n shit dawg. Is wack son." -President Donald J. Trump
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-BREAKING NEWS-
MEAT CUBES SUDDENLY APPEARING ALL OVER THE UNITED STATES!
DO NOT CONSUME THIS MYSTERIOUS MEAT OBJECT
DO NOT TOUCH THIS MYSTERIOUS MEAT OBJECT
DO - CALL THE CDC OR YOUR LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT IF YOU SPOT ONE