Steven

I think I'm funnier than I am

[Steven @BanRaynor]

Welp, I'm going to BlueSky. Catch me over there if you like. https://t.co/qXJMUGzOUx

[Steven @BanRaynor]

@philologian_ Me after realizing how the og tweet could be taken:

[Steven @BanRaynor]

I really hope the live-action How to Train Your Dragon movie flops hard.

[Steven @BanRaynor]

"Hulk wasn't fast enough to save the school buses so all the kids died."

Okay, A+ for following the prompt, I guess...

[Steven @BanRaynor]

@RudeusAP I still haven't seen the third one, but I agree they're fantastic.

[Steven @BanRaynor]

@BoomRazzle Listen here you little shit.

[Steven @BanRaynor]

@CalebFiggers @robbystarbuck It's similar to an individual failing an IRS audit. If you can't provide proper documentation to match the income, deductions and credits you claimed then you fail.

[Steven @BanRaynor]

@CalebFiggers @robbystarbuck In layman's terms it basically means the auditors don't have enough confidence to say, "Yes, the numbers on their books are accurate." Not having proper controls, too many sampled entries with mistakes or insufficient documentation, etc.

[The Kevin Harlan Effect @KevHarlanEffect]

Happy Cam Wake Walk-Off Day to all those who celebrate! 💪🏻🎃

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@DarbyStouffer While You Were Sleeping is probably my favorite rom com and Bill Pullman has always been amazing.

[Steven @BanRaynor]

@DarbyStouffer @racheljwelcher Spider-Man and Black Cat, you say?

[Steven @BanRaynor]

@DarbyStouffer Oh crap, it's almost that time of year again???

[Steven @BanRaynor]

@buttryabiscuits Dang, living the dream.

[Steven @BanRaynor]

@CalebFiggers Make me.

[Steven @BanRaynor]

I've got so much work to do and the Usain Bolt of flies is in my office...

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@DarbyStouffer @the_jack_harper 🍺

[Steven @BanRaynor]

Cause and effect is weird, like, 30 years ago I just happen to be living in Florida when I decided to pick a NFL team and now I'm stuck suffering a lifetime of misery as a Dolphins fan.

[Steven @BanRaynor]

@CalebFiggers

[Steven @BanRaynor]

brb, starting a phone campaign to call Trump/Vance HQ and complain about immigrants selling knockoff Pokémon cards.

"They sell you this Charizard, it's beautiful, the most beaut- Charizard's the best Pokémon. This is what people are saying, but you get it home and it's a Ditto."