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Please Australian government, protect me from myself.

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@sussanley BREAKING: Liberal party won't vote for Labors legislation unless ChatGPT words it slightly differently.

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@AlboMP Please daddy government, save me from parental responsibility!

Can the feds teach my kids to ride a bike too, that was hard and I can't be bothered.

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@catrollison It's his voice you're supposed to be campaigning for.

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@PRGuy17 Oh, did the yes campaign not set out to divide the country and empower the vocalisation of a racist minority?

Well then, I guess that was a miscalculation by your lot....

I think what that guy wrote is wrong, but what the fuck did you think was going to happen?

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@crispinrovere @Westpac It's over. We're fucked...

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@thomasmayo23 Shit sandwich with heavy mayo.

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@AGLEnergy My power bill with you just went up 26%. How about you get what you currently have under control before screwing us further.

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@clownworld It's yellow where I am, and that means max temps of 12C with lows of 0C overnight. Fuck, global warming is cold. Brrrrr

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@NickChampionMP I'm glad SA can contribute to the generation of potato people who never go outside.

Best ban some more physical endeavours like like bow hunting to really seal the deal, am I right?

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Wow.

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@Malarndirri19 🤣 The lady on the left thinks she's at a legalise weed rally!

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Sneaky under the table deals between SA Labor, The Animal Justice Party, and RSPCA have resulted in an imminent ban on Bow hunting in SA.

Rifle hunting & Spear/recreational fishing are next on the chopping block.

I don't want to be a city potato. Stop banning my hobbies!

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They're not moving "this particular cohort" of "CBD trouble makers" somewhere out of sight in the lead up to the voice referendum, are they?

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@KimberleyPratt_ The state government is ramping up its crackdown on CBD crime with police powers being extended from tomorrow, allowing them to search and move on troublemakers seven days a week. 7NEWS Adelaide at 6pm | https://t.co/8ftPfGh39Y #saparli #7NEWS

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@johnno80382144 @pepedownunder You should report Gumtree and FB Maketplace.

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@abcadelaide I think the glue might be our money. Burning money instead of coal saves the planet right?

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@MarkDreyfusKCMP Couldn't you just ask their opinions and legislate now? C'mon what are you waiting for? Brownie points, right?

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@AdrianKviolin @realRick_AUS All of the above = Inflation caused by government spending.

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@pepedownunder You're right. It doesn't work for every industry.

Ideally, you want to be paid at least partially in cash. Most trades and small businesses are open to the idea.

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@pepedownunder Use cash for everything. Then they see, and get nothing.

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@LindaBurneyMP Ha, look at all the people that showed up. Looks like you have this in the bag.