billie jean

morbidly optimistic

[billie jean @BanakaBoss]

If this year is fruitful, I’ll be treating myself to caviar; scotch; and wagyu.

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Men still do that thing where they turn into bitches once they know you’re not interested in them sexually…

They still do that shit and holy fuck, I cannot

[billie jean @BanakaBoss]

After 10 shots*

If one shot got you like this, I have bad news….

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Ppl who expect financial help from a friend shouldn’t be allowed to have friends.

I will end a friendship if I hear, “can I spot $5?”. Idc

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I’m too awkward… if I run into Drake the first thing I’m saying is “thank you”.

[MEMBERS⁶𓅓 @OVOmembers]

Please don’t approach Drake and not come with this energy… finally a real one in Turks & Caicos 😩😭

Shout out this queen that asked Drake for a picture

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https://t.co/2w68ewTgvh

A proper 80s type jam

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I honestly want to be left alone and focus on getting money. That’s all. All that other shit, that socializing shit- can wait until I reach 500k at least.

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The One

[Akademiks TV @AkademiksTV]

Drake has surpassed 100 million monthly listeners on Spotify for the first time in his career with no bots, no Super Bowl stimulus, just good raps.

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An African btw

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

BREAKING:

Elon Musk officially becomes the world’s first trillionaire.

[billie jean @BanakaBoss]

June is considered to be a “down month”. I think by next month I should be much closer to 60k

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Found some week in the women’s washroom at work today… I felt like I was back in high school.

Fucking ratchet.

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What I like most about WealthSimple is you have more control over your investments. It’s so dope.

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Alright. Added $300 today to buy more. Tmr is payday so hopefully I can buy more

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June thread:

I added a $50 from my personal account.

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Shit

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Me every day

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See what happens when you know too much.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Woman is going viral for working on car in the rain while her boyfriend does nothing

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Food reviewing

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

GIRLS ONLY!!! If you could switch careers right now, what field would you go into?

[billie jean @BanakaBoss]

The safest choice

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

LeBron James on who he's listening to right now 👀

"J. Cole. His whole album, 'The Fall-Off'"

[billie jean @BanakaBoss]

I say it with my chest. I might be wrong, but I’d rather be wrong loud than say it under my breath.