Banana Beards

Child of God | Programmer | former pro Splatoon player | Bucket enthusiast | Speedrunner | U of U student

[Banana Beards @Banana_Beards]

I learned that apparently the default setting for DMs is verified users only… Fixed now… haven’t used the app in a while 😅. I plan on looking into folks who have expressed interest sometime in the coming days when I have a good block of time, thx for your patience 🙏

[Banana Beards @Banana_Beards]

Been ages since I posted, but I’m trying to commission a piece of art of some otters holding hands for a milestone in my gf and I’s relationship. I remember there being a ton of skilled artists in the splat community so for anyone who sees this, do you have any recommendations?

[Banana Beards @Banana_Beards]

I’m budgeting ~$60 for the commission so that’s the range if it is relevant for recommendations

Also if you are an artist seeing this and are interested feel free to dm me with some of your past work :)

[Banana Beards @Banana_Beards]

@Yorwie Bro get a VPN, it thinks you live in Detroit and simulated it in game 🤨

[Splatoon Speedrunning @SplatSpeedruns]

As the first post for the Splatoon Speedrunning Community Twitter, we're going to recap all the achievements runners got throughout the whole series in 2022! That being said, let's start with the first game Splatoon 1!

[Banana Beards @Banana_Beards]

Got another fat AC WR!!

In the span of less than 10 days, Splatoon 3 all collectables has fallen from 1:09:15 all the way down to 1:04:00.

Much of this was due to innovation in routing. I hope this ushers in a new era for this category!

[Banana Beards @Banana_Beards]

@LonTr0_ Glad you enjoyed it! It will probably be quite a bit different by that time since there are 1300 eggs of skips I didn’t know about when making it, and I’m working on another reroute that uses some of that :)

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https://t.co/8vdIKl5irZ

Unfortunately the frame rate is trash… I think my capture card of like 8 years is due for a replacement…

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Meanwhile, this is actually my first full game category World Record 🎉

Would have had S2 any% octavioless a while ago, but that category didn’t exist yet technically

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@LonTr0_ I wanted my first real WR and I didn’t feel like competing with your level of skill so I picked a cat I could get carried by routing improvements 😂

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@LonTr0_ Pathetic world record! You never show the full video because you are hiding strats and want to hoard the time for yourself. You are scared because you are a worse player than others in the community and know we will destroy your time. You are scared of me 😂😂😂😂

[Banana Beards @Banana_Beards]

@OboeMasterOzzy Long category 🐐

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At least this is a sub you can throw two of and not have one sub ink res completely invalidate your sub combo…

[Splatoon North America @SplatoonNA]

We're also overflowing with pride to announce the Slosher Deco, a slosher that's upgraded with a tactical sticker. Combined with the Angle Shooter sub and Zipcaster special, this loadout should be a bucketload of fun. Use the Zipcaster to reach high ground, then rain ink down!

[Banana Beards @Banana_Beards]

In the latest patch, they fixed a bug in single player that was useful to speedrunners and affected no other part of the playerbase in any way.

I guess it finally came time for Nintendo to piss on the speedrunning side of playing their games competitively too 🙄

[Banana Beards @Banana_Beards]

@cboX___ Every time I run stealth jump I still think of him

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Gonna hop on this

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@realZada Probably the most exhilarating 1v1 stuff I’ve done was w/ your tournament formats for that. Also I recall you impressing me with your patience and kindness towards a lot of viewers I would sometimes find a bit obnoxious.

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@realZada That meeting was a long time coming. It was great to see you in person finally!

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@Yorwie Yes! 75% height bronze was golden

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@Arabian_Fish Yo that strat was fire