Joe: “But why didn’t Kevin just, like, tell someone he was lost in New York?”
Trump: “Joe, it wouldn’t work. Wouldn’t work. Kevin’s a kid in the ‘90s—no cell phone, no backup plan. Pure instinct.”
Joe: “But hold on—he couldn’t just, like, find a police officer or go to the hotel desk?”
Trump: “Joe, you’re missing it. Kevin’s independent. You try to involve adults, and bam, they’re calling his parents, sending him back. No more freedom, no booby traps. Whole adventure is over. Total holiday disaster.”
What a freaking season from Harrison Butker this year:
▫️44-of-46 on all field goals (95.7%)
▫️15-of-15 on field goals of 40+ yards
▫️7-of-7 on field goals of 50+ yards
▫️46-of-46 on extra points
▫️2 field goals from 50+ yards in the Super Bowl
▫️the longest field goal in Super Bowl history (57 yards)
Brady Gavin was named the Pitcher of the Week and John Prudhom was tabbed Hitter of the Week as @Mules_Baseball swept the @TheMIAA Weekly Honors Monday!
#teamUCM x #RollStable https://t.co/AK5k4PUxad
The San Diego Padres have selected RHP Grant Gavin in the MiLB Rule 5 Draft.
Thanks for a great season, @FakeGrantGavin, and good luck! Keep playing chess. #ChasersFamily
Words can’t describe how much how grateful I am to have been a @Royals player for the past 6 years. Excited for my new opportunity with the @Padres. Let’s get it