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If you know me, you know my dog. Also: lawyer, parent, weather nerd, regular nerd.

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@njacks15 @zivjelee @evan7257 Also give her a gender ambiguous nickname.

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@DamnSnyder @zachpruckowski @emilykmay Statistics and probability are not the same thing. They analyze data from opposite directions.

Saying that 50% of people who haven’t had kids by 30 won’t have kids is not the same as saying that once you hit 30, you have a 50% chance of not having kids. Those are different.

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@Exwaritohammed @ProjectLiberal What was wrong with his face in the original photo? Absolutely nothing.

Using AI to manipulate his face to be more conventionally attractive is weird and disrespectful.

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@TruthSe3kerEt @isaiah_bb Reading comprehension much? The person with this rap sheet was in detention in a locked cell in Texas; not a threat to officers.

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@AtwinGracie2002 Gotta have some skim milk drinkers if you want reasonably priced butter.

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@Parkeology One of my favorites - but I like grapefruit and bitter as a flavor profile. It’s a nice change from some of the super sweet options.

I also like the watermelon one, but I don’t recall the name right now.

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@MrFolklore13 @athenamount Right? There’s nothing wrong with using Botox. I know plenty of people who do who don’t even have to show their face for a living.

But it’s silly to suggest it’s just workouts; her face was pretty immobile on the Norton appearance.

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@jennyrozelle We have a “no one has to work with jerks” policy. Never have I regretted firing a client for being an ass to my staff.

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@TattedIrishGuy @DataRepublican @jackunheard Because it’s part of the language. The difference between spoken language and ASL is like the difference between the word “dragon” and seeing a gif of a dragon.

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@emilykmay @benhylak 😂 I distinctly remember the opposite problem. In my early 20’s, I brought my bf at the time to my parents for Christmas but my brothers and their respective mates were also coming. Mom called me to tell me we had to share a bed or the logistics wouldn’t work out.

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@DevaultBrad @kissphoria Parent of current student and alumna here. It’s not woke to teach our children to go forth in the world and do good. I’m not ignoring that; I’m celebrating it.

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@winincentive @mattlanza @EvilMopacATX Who needs DNA? This video has a clear shot of his license plate and face. 😂

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@janninereid1

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@PhilipDBunn I’m claiming Bedroom # 4

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@AMandoSch Grade A rage bait. Even better than the banana bread lady.

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@evan7257 You missed step one: to spatchcock or not?

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@_midori_me_ @morganamooo Boromir? When Faramir is RIGHT THERE?

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@conorjrogers I mean, we have a Mexican restaurant with a Michelin star in Houston, so maybe this guy just needs to branch out.

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@raptorchocolate @Devon_OnEarth Team Charlie’s sandwich!