AlPerrotta210

Humble correspondent covering this Bananas Republic, former barista of "The Brew" and All Comedy Radio VP.

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@bennyjohnson Well, not always. Lately, it's also Caitlin Clark's fault.

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@ABC You mean when there was yet another attempted assassination of the President of the United States. You make it sound like partiers shooting off guns in the air like it was New Year's Eve in Los Angeles.

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#SophieCunningham's 'Pointed' Defense of Women's Sports https://t.co/BZXR4tY0ZQ

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@ABC And how much is he fundraising off this kid?

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@TheTonus Yup. Just in time for the parade Mamdani will throw for him.

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@ewarren @AbdulElSayed Given your love of (alleged) rapist Platner are you sure your endorsement will play well?

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@catturd2 Wrong. He attacked a building housing ICE. NYC will give him the key to the city.

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@OANN @DHSgov @SecMullinDHS Wait. I know the answer to that one. "Their own complicity." My question: If China paid journalists to sandbag Trump's reelection, are the ones who did it for free ticked they didn't get any dough?

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@bradleydevlin Nothing like moving to the Valley, a little wind blows, and you wake up and go, "Where'd those mountains come from?!"

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@RobertBluey Their payback for us whuppin' them in hockey.

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@DailyCaller We mock...until we realize the bar is "I don't rape people."

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Indeed, China went through all that trouble simply because they were bored and had no interest in actively assisting the dude whose family they'd paid millions reach the Oval Office. And though they wanted to gin up votes and Biden got 12 million more "votes" than anybody in history, there's just no way any of their efforts bore fruit.

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But if you have a soros-funded Secretary of State who is ignoring the law, helping bury the illegal ballot harvesting that was being uncovered in the state, and the rate of rejected mail-in ballots in blue-run swing states and counties is a fraction of it had been before 2020 ...

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@ABC And you will undoubtably be investigating whether the licenses the Chinese produced in order to get fake ballots with all the intensity you did the White House ballroom. Sure. And Kamala will pass up an open bar.

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@ABC Were any of your people among those paid by the Chinese to target Trump to sabotage his reelection or did they just do it for free?

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@ABC Too bad you were too corrupt to let folks hear it for themselves.

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@TheCalvinCooli1 During summer rerun season? (Shakes head.) Worried Kimmel will make "Jokes" about the network if they allow the American people to hear what their president has to say?

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If you tell me Taylor Swift sold 81,000 tickets for Ravens Stadium, I believe you.
If you tell me, a band with a couple hits sold 81,000 tickets, I'd have my doubts, but would figure there's some great acts on the bill or fireworks.
Tell me a rundown singer who can't draw five people to a lounge in Greenbelt, falls off the stage and forgets all the lyrics to his songs sold 81,000 tickets I'd tell you you're full of crap.

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@TMZ Wow. Bass finally found a way to clean the city streets.

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@Rach_IC Were they living? Then Dems will be okay with it. Unless, of course, they were Jewish.