Banannaconda

specializing in palindromes and limericks

[UW-Eau Claire @UWEauClaire]

Attending UW-Eau Claire is amazing, but the campus beauty is the icing on the cake....or the trees in this case 😂 #uwec #mostbeautifulcampus

📷 : @HoepnerBill

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Let me translate for you. “Widespread voter fraud” really means a lot of "those kinds of people" voting.

[Adam Carter @AC830]

Raise your hand if you’re thankful that your governor is a former school teacher in this very moment. 🙋🏻‍♂️

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Tom Hanks had a cold, or so he thought. In the U.S., those symptoms may not be enough to get tested for the coronavirus. But in Australia, testing is free and widely available, thanks to early and coordinated planning for a pandemic. https://t.co/YxOpjEOYhj

[Team Katie @TeamKatiePorter]

I did the math: a full battery of coronavirus testing costs at minimum $1,331.

I also did the legal research: the Administration has the authority to make testing free for every American TODAY.

I secured a commitment from a high-level Trump official that they’d actually do it.

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

Thank you, @MittRomney.

[Larry Charles @larrycharlesism]

In a more just world, @fred_guttenberg would be getting the Medal of Honor and @limbaugh would be thrown out on his ass. That’s how #fuckedup everything is.

#SOTU. https://t.co/PBq9qAs0EP # via @HuffPostPol

[Maya Wiley @mayawiley]

No witnesses? Then, “There’s 1 system of justice for the powerful & the connected & there is another system of justice for everybody else.”
If there are no witnesses in the Senate trial, it’s a miscarriage of justice, Kamala Harris says https://t.co/wqcqohWKVC

[Banannaconda @Banannaconda]

@senatemajldr Just tried calling your office... your voice mailbox is full. Maybe Americans do care about the #impeachmentrial? This trial is a farce if the Senate is unwilling to call witnesses that are plainly germane to the issue at hand. #countrybeforeparty #doyourjobjob

[Maya Wiley @mayawiley]

#Sekulow circular argument that separation of powers is at stake despite denying Congress it’s constitutional powers - to get a whistlblower complaint, to get documents & witnesses directly on impeachment. My take on why he is wrong: https://t.co/fKjSAY7AEn

[SustainableStillwaterMN @MnSustainable]

Most Washington County residents believe climate change is real and we need to do something about it now. #mnleg
@CEEM
@tedkozlowski
@shelly39B
@shellyrunning
@karinhousley
@amyklobuchar
@repbobdettmer
@Jamiemlong
https://t.co/KYIrYtCaiY

[Banannaconda @Banannaconda]

Thank you.

[Rep. Dean Phillips 🇺🇸 @RepDeanPhillips]

I’m sick of crying. I’m sick of tweeting. I’m sick of worrying about my children. These Minnesotans and I will honor the victims of gun violence with action.

[Banannaconda @Banannaconda]

@paulgazelka @KarinHousley DO SOMETHING.

[MN DFL SD45 @SD45DFL]

@paulgazelka Close the loop holes; stop deflecting. Hear the bill. Background checks do save lives. So do Red Flag Laws. Do your job.

[Erin Murphy @epmurphymn]

What changes are we willing to make to protect students in school, worshipers in church, dancers at a club, people at concert? Change is possible. Soul-Searching After Parkland, Dick's CEO Embraces Tougher Stance On Guns.
https://t.co/7XDVJubws7

[Banannaconda @Banannaconda]

Ahem***. “Children [wife] and I can attest....”.

[Michael @zankoverymuch]

@seriouseats My children and I can attest this recipe works. Thanks a bunch as usual!

[Banannaconda @Banannaconda]

Looking forward to supporting @josiahhill in his bid to become a MN Senator (SD 39)!

[Brian Bakst @Stowydad]

Stillwater English teacher Josiah Hill, a DFLer, says he's running for Senate seat held by @KarinHousley, who is deciding between re-election bid and 2nd run for U.S. Senate. The seat will be one to watch no matter what in 2020. https://t.co/wTgPPXHbaq https://t.co/GXAd0LHPtp